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HAVE YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE THE SEMI TRUCK THAT HEATH LEDGER DROVE IN "THE DARK KNIGHT"

I'M NOT A FAN OF THE BATMAN MOVIES.

I DON'T LIKE THE STYLE OF THE SERIES OF BATMAN MOVIES.

I'M A FAN OF THE TONGUE-IN-CHEEK STYLE, WHICH IS HOW THE BATMAN TV SHOW WAS MADE.
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JUST THE SAME, I HAVE SEEN MANY CLIPS OF "THE DARK KNIGHT"

I'M A BIG FAN OF CHICAGO, AND THAT WAS THE FILMING LOCATION FOR THE MOVIE.

THE 
VOLO AUTO MUSEUM HAS THE INFAMOUS JOKER SEMI TRUCK.
(THE MUSEUM IS LOCATED IN SUBURBAN CHICAGO)


I HAD TO GET PHOTOGRAPHS OF THE MOST FAMOUS MOVIE PROP SEMI TRUCK.

I CAN'T THINK OF ANOTHER MOVIE PROP SEMI, SO IT WOULD BE THE MOST FAMOUS.
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HERE IS A SCREEN SHOT IMAGE FROM THE MOVIE.

BELOW THAT ARE THE PHOTOGRAPHS THAT I TOOK.















TV TOY MEMORIES




HOW MR. WHIPPLE GOT WOMEN TO SQUEEZE HIM, INSTEAD OF SQUEEZING THE CHARMIN POOP PAPER

MR. WHIPPLE THE 1970's ERA LADIES MAN

THE MAN HAD WOMEN HUGGING THE DAYLIGHTS OUT OF HIM.

WHO KNOWS WHAT THE HUGGING LED TO - THAT SLY OL'E DOG!!!!!!

BRUNETTES WERE PUTTY IN HIS HANDS - LOVERBOY WHIPPLE


BLONDES NEEDED SOME HELP - HE HAD TO SLOWLY SAY THE WORDS ON THE T-SHIRT


AFTER THE BLOND UNDERSTOOD THE WORDS, SHE THEN BECAME A WHIPPLE LOVE SLAVE


RIGHT UP UNTIL HIS LOVING STAY-AT-HOME WIFE WALKED IN TO THE STORE.



SEE THE ENTIRE COMMERCIAL 
(PG13 ADULTS "HUGGING" ALL OVER THE PLACE)



AFTER THIS VIDEO, I BECAME A BIG FAN OF MR. WHIPPLE (GOD'S GIFT TO THE LADIES.)

I DECIDED TO GO ON THE INTERNET, AND BUY ONE OF THOSE SHIRTS.

THIS IS SATURDAY NIGHT, I'M GOING OUT ON THE TOWN FOR SOME LOVIN'.




WISH ME LUCK!!!!!
  


TV TOY MEMORIES




ARE YOU CURIOUS WHAT JANE WYMAN USED TO CLEAN THE STENCH OF RONALD REAGAN FROM HER CLOTHES? (JUST KIDDING!)

JANE WYMAN WAS MARRIED TO RONALD REAGAN FROM 1940 - 1948.

JANE WYMAN WAS NOT A POLITICAL ANIMAL - 1968 INTERVIEW QUOTE
(".......I don't know a damn thing about politics.")

JUST THE SAME, SHE HAD A DESPERATE NEED TO WASH RONNIE'S STENCH FROM HER CLOTHES.
(IN MY HUMBLE OPINION)

POSTED BELOW IS THE PRODUCT THAT JANE USED TO CLEAN HER EXPENSIVE CLOTHES.




OK, THE AD HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH WASHING RONALD REAGAN STENCH FROM HER CLOTHES.

I JUST DESPISE THE POLICIES THAT REAGAN & HIS HENCHMEN CREATED IN THIS COUNTRY.

POLICIES THAT HELPED THE TOP 1% GROW BY LEAPS & BOUNDS, AND MADE THE POOR, POORER.

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MINIMUM WAGE COMPARISON 1981 & 2014

WHEN REAGAN TOOK OFFICE, ON JAN 20, 1981, THE MINIMUM WAGE WAS $3.35.

ON SATURDAY FEBRUARY 2, 2014, THE MINIMUM WAGE IS $7.25

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DOW JONES COMPARISON 1981 & 2014

WHEN REAGAN TOOK OFFICE, ON JAN 20, 1981, THE DOW JONES WAS AT 950.68.

ON FRIDAY FEBRUARY 1, 2014, THE DOW JONES AVERAGE CLOSED AT 15,698.85.

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BERKSHIRE HATHAWAY PROFITS 1981 & 2014 (RANDOMLY PICKED CORPORATION)

BERKSHIRE HATHAWAY 1981 PROFITS AFTER TAXES $62,604,000

BERKSHIRE HATHAWAY 2012 NET INCOME 2012 (LAST YEAR AVAILABLE) $14,824,000,000

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A WOMAN CALLED A RADIO SHOW THAT I LISTEN TO - SHE HAD SOME VERY INTERESTING COMMENTS.

THE LADY USED TO WORK IN A BANK AS A SUPERVISOR.

HER SALARY WAS $11 PER HOUR, WHICH IS $3.75 PER HOUR MORE THAN MINIMUM.

SHE WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR MILLIONS OF DOLLARS & SHE SUPERVISED SEVERAL TELLERS.

HER PAY WAS SO LOW, SHE WAS ELIGIBLE FOR GOVERNMENT ASSISTANCE IN CALIFORNIA.
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THE WOMAN'S SALARY WAS TIED TO THE MINIMUM WAGE

WHEN THE MINIMUM GOES UP, THEN THE NEXT FINANCIAL RUNG GOES UP.

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RAISING THE MINIMUM WAGE EQUALS MORE MONEY CIRCULATING IN THE ECONOMY.

EVEN HENRY FORD KNEW THAT IT WAS IMPORTANT THAT HIS WORKERS COULD AFFORD A MODEL A.

A LIVING WAGE = MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF EXTRA SALES FOR COMPANIES (WALMART AS AN EXAMPLE.)

A LOW MINIMUM WAGE = LOWER SALES FOR COMPANIES
(WALMART HAS HAD VERY DISAPPOINTING SALES LATELY)

IN 2001, PEOPLE WHO MADE UNDER $100,000 MADE UP 60% OF THE TOTAL U.S. INCOME.
(ACCORDING TO BLOOMBERG)

IN 2013, PEOPLE WHO MAKE UNDER $100,000 MAKE UP A LITTLE UNDER 50% OF THE TOTAL INCOME.
(ACCORDING TO BLOOMBERG)

THE FIGURES FOR LESSER INCOME GROUPS ARE ALSO DROPPING - INCOME INEQUALITY.

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VERY SIMPLE ECONOMICS FOR SIMPLETON GOP POLITICIANS AND BUSINESSMEN TO UNDERSTAND..

THE MIDDLE CLASS & THE POOR KEEP THE ECONOMY HUMMING.

PERCENTAGE-WISE, THE WEALTHY DO NOT SPEND A LOT OF MONEY IN THE ECONOMY.

LIKE THE MITT ROMNEY TYPES OUT THERE - THEY SEND IT TO TAX HAVENS.

TAX HAVENS DO NOT HELP THE U.S. ECONOMY GROW, BUT THE MITT TYPES COULD CARE LESS.
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THE MORONS SAY JOBS WILL BE LOST IF THE MINIMUM IS RAISED, BUT THEY FORGET ONE THING.

JOBS ARE NEVER LOST WHEN THE CEO TAKES A MULTI, MULTI, MULTI MILLION SALARY INCREASE.

THERE ARE STATES THAT HAVE A HIGHER MINIMUM WAGE & THOSE STATES ARE HUMING ALONG.
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THINK ABOUT IT ON A SMALL SCALE:

A LOCAL McDONALD'S RESTAURANT MIGHT HAVE 5 EMPLOYEES WORKING ON ANY HOUR OF THE DAY.

RAISING EACH EMPLOYEE'S SALARY BY $3.00 PER HOUR WOULD MEAN AN EXTRA $15.00 COST.

A DOUBLE QUARTER POUND MEAL (DRINK, FRIES, SANDWICH) GOES FOR AROUND $6.50.

SOMEHOW I THINK A TYPICAL McDONALD'S CAN AFFORD TO PAY A LITTLE MORE.

THEY'VE ALREADY RAISED THEIR "INEXPENSIVE" FOOD TO MORE THAN A 1981 ERA 4 STAR MEAL.

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EVEN THE WEALTHY ARE BEING OUTPACED BY THE SUPER-WEALTHY.

THE TOP 1/100th OF 1% MAKES APPROX. 1,000 TIMES AS MUCH AS THE BOTTOM 90%.

IN THE LATE 1970's, IT WAS ONLY 120 TIMES AS MUCH - IN REALITY, A HUGE DIFFERENCE, EVEN THEN.



GREAT QUOTES FROM PEOPLE WHO HAVE A BRAIN.
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LOUIS BRANDEIS (U.S. SUPREME COURT JUSTICE)


“We can either have democracy in this country or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can’t have both.” - See more at: ">inequality.org/quotes/page/2/#sthash.JWpUYNtt.dpuf
"We can either have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both."
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NOAH WEBSTER (AMERICAN WRITER & EDITOR) 


"The causes which destroyed the ancient republics were numerous; but in Rome, one principal cause was the vast inequality of fortunes."
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HENRY GEORGE (AMERICAN POLITICAL ECONOMIST)

"No person, I think, ever saw a herd of buffalo, of which a few were fat and the great majority were lean. No person ever saw a flock of birds, of which two or three were swimming in grease, and the others all skin and bones."
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WALT WHITMAN (AMERICAN WRITER)

"The greatest country, the richest country, is not that which has the most capitalists, monopolists, immense grabbings, vast fortunes, with its sad, sad soil of extreme, degrading, damning poverty, but the land in which there are the most homesteads, freeholds -- where wealth does not show such contrasts high and low, where all men have enough -- a modest living -- and no man is made possessor beyond the sane and beautiful necessities."
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TV TOY MEMORIES




WHEN AN EX TV STAR HAS TO MAKE A MORTGAGE PAYMENT - HE WILL DO ANYTHING

MOREY AMSTERDAM

A TRUE THESPIAN, TO HIS DYING DAY.


PHOTO TAKEN BY  A. J. MARIK  JAN. 19, 2002






MOREY WAS AN ACCOMPLISHED CHARACTER ACTOR, FOR OVER 50 YEARS.

HE WAS BEST KNOWN AS BUDDY SORRELL, FROM THE DICK VAN DYKE SHOW.

MOREY ALSO WAS A PIONEER IN LIVE TV COMEDY, DURING THE EARLY 50's.

HE WAS THE STAR OF THE MOREY AMSTERDAM SHOW, FROM 1948 - 1950.
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MOREY MADE REGULAR APPEARANCES ON TOP 1950's ERA TV COMEDY SHOWS.

CALVACADE OF STARS - HOST & STANDUP COMIC (3 APPEARANCES)

THE MILTON BERLE SHOW - STANDUP COMIC (5 APPEARANCES)

THE COLGATE COMEDY HOUR - STANDUP COMIC (1 APPEARNCE)

TONIGHT! - GUEST HOST ON STEVE ALLEN'S NBC TALK SHOW (2 APPEARANCES) 

THE JACKIE GLEASON SHOW - STANDUP COMIC (1 APPEARANCE)

JACK PAAR TONIGHT SHOW - STANDUP COMIC (1 APPEARANCE)

THE GARY MOORE SHOW - SKIT COMEDY (6 APPEARANCES)


THESE COMEDY APPEARANCES WERE FROM 1948 - 1961

THEY HELPED TO KEEP HIS NAME IN THE PUBLIC'S MIND.

BUT, THAT WAS IN THE EARLY DAYS OF HIS CAREER - BUSY, BUSY, BUSY.
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BY THE TIME THE LATE 1970's ROLLED AROUND - NOT SO BUSY ANYMORE.

MOREY HAD BEEN AROUND FOR A LONG TIME.

AFTER AWHILE, PEOPLE WILL FORGET ABOUT YOU

THE JOBS DRY UP, BUT YOU STILL HAVE TO PAY THE BILLS.

MOREY WASN'T TOO PROUD TO DRESS UP AS A VIRUS BUG, TO MAKE SOME MOOLAH.

POSTED BELOW IS A SILLY ADVERTISEMENT THAT MOREY MADE FOR PEPTO BISMOL.

 


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A SIDE NOTE:

I HAVE MET DICK VAN DYKE & ROSE MARIE (THE DICK VAN DYKE SHOW STARS)

I HAVE NEVER HAD THE PLEASURE OF MEETING MOREY AMSTERDAM.

I DID HAVE THE PLEASURE OF HIM LEANING AGAINST MY CADILLAC - L.O.L.

AROUND 1985, I WAS PICKING SOMEBODY UP AT O'HARE AIRPORT.

MOREY AND A FRIEND (I THINK IT WAS SHECKY GREENE) WERE WAITING FOR A RIDE.

MOREY BELIEVED THAT MY CAR WAS AN ARMREST - ONE OF MY CALL TO FAME EXPERIENCES.
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IF I HAD THOUGHT OF IT, I COULD HAVE SHAKEN HIS HAND - RIGHT AFTER I KNOCKED HIM OUT.

HOW DARE HE LEAN ON MY CAR - THE LITTLE TWERP (JUST KIDDING.)


TV TOY MEMORIES




THE GREAT GREAT GREAT........ GRANDSON OF NOAH (NOAH'S ARK FAME) USED A 1967 AMC STATION WAGON

IN 1967, THE ANCESTOR OF NOAH (NOAH'S ARK FAME) WAS TOLD BY GOD TO BUILD AN ARK.

THE PROBLEM WAS THAT HAROLD (NOAH'S DESCENDANT) WASN'T GOOD WITH TOOLS.

HAROLD SOLVED THE PROBLEM BY GOING TO HIS LOCAL AMERICAN MOTORS DEALER.

THE AMC SALESMAN DIDN'T BELIEVE HAROLD, WHEN HE WAS TOLD OF THE COMING FLOOD.

HE DIDN'T WORRY ABOUT THE RAPTURE - HE NEEDED THE SALES COMMISSION TO PAY THE RENT.
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40 DAYS, AND 40 NIGHTS OF RAIN WAS FORECAST FOR 1967.

A 1967 AMC REBEL STATION WAGON WOULD SAVE EARTH'S MAMMALS FROM EXTINCTION.
(NOT INCLUDING WHALES, DOLPHINS & MANATEES - THEY ARE ON THEIR OWN)



THUNDER CAN BE HEARD - OPEN THE STATION WAGON LIFTGATE


TWO LIONS - CHECK, AND DOUBLE CHECK.


150 YEAR OLD TORTOISE, AND HIS 60 YEAR OLD GIRLFRIEND - DOUBLE CHECK.
(THE OLD GEEZER DIVORCED HIS LONGTIME SPOUSE, AND THE GIRLFRIEND IS A TORTOISE HOOKER)


THE WAITING LINE OF MAMMALS - TWO, BY TWO. 


OOPS, THE ELEPHANT JUST SQUASHED A DODO BIRD.
(ACCIDENTAL DODO BIRD EXTINCTION - BECAUSE OF CRAMPED CONDITIONS.)


1967 AMC REBEL WAGON
INCREDIBLE HANDLING, WITH 100 TRILLION TONS OF CARGO CAPACITY


HIP, HIP, HOORAY FOR HAROLD

HE WAS ABLE TO GET EVERY LAND-BASED MAMMAL INSIDE THE WAGON, PRIOR TO THE RAIN FALLING.
(LIKE I SAID BEFORE, WHO CARES ABOUT THE WHALES, MANATEES & DOLPHINS - THEY ARE 2nd CLASS MAMMALS.)

SEE THE VIDEO OF HAROLD'S ADVENTURE, AND IT WAS ALSO USED TO SELL AMC CARS.


HAROLD JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING:

WHERE AM I GOING TO GET 40 DAYS OF FOOD FOR THESE ANIMALS?

WILL MY AMERICAN EXPRESS CARD WORK AT THE FEED STORE?

WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH ALL OF THEIR POOP?

HOW AM I EVER GOING TO SELL THIS CAR WITH THE STENCH?

CAN I KEEP THE MAN EATING TIGER HAPPY WITH PEOPLE CRACKERS?


TV TOY MEMORIES




MY OPINION OF GUNG-HO OFFICER CARL LEVITT'S ("BARNEY MILLER") PERSONAL LIFE

MY OPINION:
FICTIONAL TV CHARACTERS HAVE REAL LIVES - IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE.
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OFFICER CARL LEVITT'S ("BARNEY MILLER" TV SHOW) PERSONAL LIFE:

A TV COMMERCIAL FOR PAMPERS, OR A REAL LIFE CARL LEVITT EMERGENCY.
(REAL LIFE IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE - WHICH JUST MIGHT RESIDE IN MY WARPED BRAIN) 

YOU BE THE JUDGE.


BARNEY MILLER TV CHARACTER
OFFICER CARL LEVITT 12th PRECINCT



THE GUNG-HO TV CHARACTER COP MUST OF HAD A PERSONAL LIFE.

WHAT WAS HIS PERSONAL LIFE LIKE?

DID HE HAVE A WIFE & KIDS?

DID HIS WIFE NAG HIM, AND DID HIS KIDS GO POOPY IN THEIR PANTS?

WE SHALL EXPLORE THAT.
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AT WORK, CARL LEVITT DESPERATELY WANTED TO BE A PLAIN CLOTHES DETECTIVE.

LEVITT WAS ALWAYS SUCKING UP TO BARNEY TO GET A TEMPORARY PROMOTION.
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CLIP OF ALL THE DETECTIVES & CAPT MILLER BEING FORCED TO WEAR UNIFORMS: 

CARL LEVITT LOVES THAT THE DETECTIVES, AND THE CAPTAIN ARE ON THE SAME LEVEL AS HE IS.



THAT WAS HIS ON SCREEN PROFESSIONAL POLICE OFFICER LIFE.
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NOW, WE WILL LOOK AT HIS PERSONAL LIFE - A TINY SNIPPET.

LEVITT BEING TOLD BY HIS NAGGING WIFE TO GET A SPARE DIAPER AT THE DRIVE-IN


LEVITT BEGGING FOR A DIAPER FROM STRANGERS & GETTING A PAMPER INSTEAD



SEE THE CARL LEVITT REAL LIFE DOCUMENTARY FOR YOURSELF


I TRULY BELIEVE THAT TV CHARACTERS HAVE REAL LIVES - I REALLY DO.

OTHER THINGS THAT I BELIEVE IN:

SANTA CLAUS
EASTER BUNNY
TOOTH FAIRY
THAT THE CUBS WILL SOMEDAY WIN A WORLD SERIES - IN MY LIFETIME.
THAT I WILL FIND OUT WHO WAS THE REAL KILLER OF JFK, WHEN I ENTER THE PEARLY GATES.
THAT I WILL SOMEDAY ENCOUNTER ANOTHER POLITE, & HONORABLE COP, JUST  LIKE BARNEY MILLER.
THAT I WILL SOMEDAY HEAR OF A GOP POLITICIAN WHO ACTUALLY CARES ABOUT THE COMMON MAN.
(AS OPPOSED TO WORRYING ABOUT NON CARBON BASED ENTITIES - CORPORATIONS)

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THE ALTERNATIVE BELIEF: 

EVERYTHING I BELIEVE IN, IS LOONEY TUNES CRAZY.
(EXCEPT FOR THE GOP POLITICIAN BELIEF - THAT IS 100% TRUE)

YOU BE THE JUDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


TV TOY MEMORIES




LAST YEAR I FOUND OUT THAT SANTA CLAUS PLAYS WITH EACH TOY & TRIES ON EACH PIECE OF CLOTHING


THE PROBLEMS I HAVE WITH SANTA CLAUS


EVERYTHING THAT SANTA GIVES TO ME IS A USED ITEM.

HE PLAYS WITH EACH TOY & TRIES ON EACH PIECE OF CLOTHING - WEIRD, VERY WEIRD.

THE OLD MAN IS A BIG KID AT HEART, BUT I DO THINK A FEW FUSES HAVE TRIPPED IN HIS NOGGIN

PLAYING ON A KID TRICYCLE MIGHT BE FUN FOR SANTA, BUT IT WASN'T FUN FOR ME.

THE TROUBLE IS - HE WEIGHS A TON

IN 1959, I GOT A NEW TRICYCLE, BUT IT HAD A BROKEN AXLE & FLAT TIRE - THANKS, SANTA!!!


GAS POWERED MODEL AIRPLANES ARE ALSO HIS PASSION.

THE OLD COOT WAS ALMOST DECAPITATED BY THE PROPELLERS.

SECONDS AFTER THIS PICTURE WAS TAKEN:
HIS WHITE FUR TRIM WAS TRANSFORMED INTO RED FUR TRIM

THE AIRPLANE PROPELLERS WERE BROKEN - THANKS, SANTA!!!!


A FEW YEARS LATER, I ASKED FOR A FOOTBALL, A BASKETBALL & A SOCCER BALL.

SANTA DELIVERED FASTER THAN FEDERAL EXPRESS.

BUT, THE THING IS:

EXCEPT FOR TOM HANKS & WILSON, FED EX EMPLOYEES DO NOT PLAY WITH THE SOCCER BALLS..

I CAN'T SAY THE SAME THING ABOUT SANTA CLAUS.

THINGS THAT SANTA CAN'T SEEM TO FIGURE OUT:

A DIRTY & SCUFFED SOCCER BALL IS NOT A LOT OF FUN ON XMAS MORNING.



I STARTED TO GET OLDER - RUNNING DOWN A BASKETBALL COURT NO LONGER SUITED ME.

I ASKED THE MILLION YEAR OLD MAN FOR A BOWLING BALL.

I KNEW IT WAS GOING TO BE SCUFFED UP, BUT I GOT A SURPRISE.

HE GAVE ME SOME GREAT TIPS.

IT SEEMS THAT HE WAS THE GUY WHO INVENTED BOWLING - HE GETS A STRIKE EVERY TIME.

THE ELVES EVEN TRY TO SCREW HIM UP.

THEY LAY DOWN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BOWLING LANE - IT DOESN'T PHASE SANTA.

THE BALL SEEMS TO HAVE A MIND OF IT'S OWN - IT HOPS OVER THE OBSTRUCTIONS.

THE ELVES HAVE EVEN TRIED TO MAKE AN ELF PYRAMID.

NATURAL SANTA CLAUS TALENT, IT AIN'T SANTA MAGIC - THE GUY IS INCREDIBLE.

111,544 STRAIGHT 300 GAMES IN A ROW.



THE NEXT YEAR I ASKED FOR A SET OF GOLF CLUBS.

EVEN THO SANTA ALSO INVENTED GOLF, HE ISN'T VERY GOOD AT IT.

SOMEWHERE AT THE NORTH POLE IS A GARBAGE DUMP, WHICH IS EXCLUSIVELY FOR GOLF CLUBS.

SANTA IS WICKED ON THE GOLF COURSE, UNTIL HE IS 20 FEET FROM THE HOLE.

HE HAS BEEN KNOWN TO MAKE 30 TRIES AT PUTTING THE BALL INTO THE HOLE.

IF THE GAME WAS LIKE PLAYING HORSESHOES, SANTA WOULD HAVE A MILLION PGA  WINS.

IN OTHER WORDS, GETTING CLOSE TO THE HOLE IS NOT THE POINT OF THE GAME.

SANTA HAS A MEAN TEMPER - HE WANTS TO BE PERFECT IN EVERYTHING HE DOES.

THE END RESULT:

THE PUTTER THAT I ASKED FOR WAS BROKEN IN HALF - THANKS SANTA!!!



NOWADAYS, I AM MORE AND MORE LIKELY TO NEED TO REST MY SORE BACK & BUTT.

I WORK MY BUTT OFF, AND I NEED TO BE COMFORTABLE.

LAST YEAR, I ASKED SANTA FOR A LAZY BOY CHAIR.




THE CHAIR STARTED OUT BEING A NEW CORINTHIAN LEATHER LAZY BOY RECLINER.

I HAVE SEEN CHAIRS IN THE STORES, WHICH ARE A DUPLICATE TO MY CHAIR.

THE SOFT LEATHER IS FANTASTIC.

THE MECHANICAL MASSAGE IS HEAVENLY.

THE TROUBLE WITH ASKING SANTA FOR THE GIFT:

SANTA HAD TO TRY SITTING IN THE CHAIR, AND HE HAD TO TRY THE MECHANICAL MASSAGE.

BEING THAT SANTA IS A MILLION YEARS OLD, HIS PROSTATE IS THE SIZE OF A BASKETBALL.

IN OTHER WORDS:

SANTA IS A BIG CUSTOMER OF DEPENDS.

NORMALLY A LITTLE TINKLE WOULD NOT BE A PROBLEM, BUT HE WAS OUT OF DIAPERS THAT NIGHT.

THE MASSAGER "RUBBED" HIM THE WRONG WAY, AND A FLOOD ENSUED 

ON CHRISTMAS MORNING, I RECEIVED A STAINED LAZY BOY CHAIR.

THANK YOU, SANTA!!!
YOU ARE A GENEROUS SOUL, BUT STOP PLAYING WITH MY GIFTS - PLEASE!!!

YOU MIGHT ALSO WANT TO STOCK UP ON DEPENDS DIAPERS.

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NOTE TO SANTA:

I JUST DID SOME RESEARCH FOR YOU - MY CHRISTMAS GIFT TO YOU.

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TV TOY MEMORIES




I THINK ELMER FUDD & DICK CHENEY MIGHT BE THE SAME PERSON

IN MY HUMBLE OPINION:
DICK CHENEY & ELMER FUDD ARE THE SAME PERSON
(A 2 DIMENSIONAL & UNCARING CREATURE, WHO HATES BUNNY RABBITS & LAWYERS)

REMEMBER WHEN DICK "ACCIDENTLY" SHOT A LAWYER IN THE FACE?

THE MEDIA REPORTED THAT DICK HAD "ALLEGEDLY" CONSUMED MASSIVE QUANTITIES OF BEER.

THEY IMPLIED THAT DICK HID HIS INEBRIATED CONDITION, IN ORDER TO PROTECT HIMSELF FROM PROSECUTION.

I BELIEVE THAT IS 100% FALSE.

I BELIEVE THE UNCARING V.P. WAS HAMPERED BY A SMART-ALEC BUNNY RABBIT, AND TWINKIES.

SEE FOR YOURSELF.

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ALLEGEDLY, CHENEY WASN'T WEARING HIS GLASSES, WHEN HE SHOT MR. WHITTINGTON.



BUGS BUNNY SEES VP CHENEY'S SHOTGUN, AND HE TAMPERS WITH IT - A FELONY CRIMINAL ACT.

HE BENDS THE SHOTGUN BARREL BACKWARDS, AND NOBODY SEES HIM DO IT. 

THANK GOODNESS WE HAVE THIS ADVERTISEMENT AS THE ONE SOURCE OF PROOF.



THE S. S. AGENTS DIDN'T SEE BUGS BUNNY TAMPERING WITH DICK'S SHOTGUN.

YOU HAVE TO EXCUSE DICK'S PROTECTION DETAIL - THE SEXY JESSICA RABBIT WAS NEARBY.

SECRET SERVICE AGENT - JESSICA RABBIT CARTOON SEX SCANDAL:




HORNY AGENTS LOST THEIR COMPOSURE WHEN JESSICA RABBIT WAS NEARBY.

WHEN JESSICA WALKED BY, THEY HAD TROUBLE SEEING ANYTHING OTHER THAN A SEXY CARTOON FIGURE.

HUBA, HUBA - STAND AT ATTENTION!!!!!!!

SUPPOSEDLY, BUGS BUNNY HIRED JESSICA TO DISTRACT THE AGENTS - A BIG TIME SEX SCANDAL

DOZENS OF AGENTS WERE FIRED OVER THE CARTOON JESSICA RABBIT SEX SCANDAL.

THE WASHINGTON POST WAS NOT THE FIRST MEDIA OUTLET TO BREAK THE STORY.

THE HOMETOWN NEWSPAPER OF BULLWINKLE J. MOOSE GOT THE SCOOP.

IT WAS A FRONT PAGE STORY IN THE FROSTBITE FALLS PICAYUNE INTELLIGENCE NEWSPAPER. 





GETTING BACK TO THE ORIGINAL STORY:


THE DISTRACTED & BE"FUDD"LED VP FIRES THE WEAPON AT THE "WABBIT".
(PURE EVIL WAS AIMED TOWARDS A WASCALLY WABBIT - NOT TOWARDS A RICH REPUBLICAN LAWYER)


UNFORTUNATELY, THE BLAST FROM THE DAMAGED SHOTGUN BLAST HITS THE LAWYER.

THE LAWYER IS STANDING DIRECTLY BEHIND FUDD / CHENEY.

DICK HAD A VERY MINOR ROLE IN THE SHOOTING.

OBVIOUSLY, THE BUNNY RABBIT WAS THE MAJOR CULPRIT.




Several Years after the shooting incident, the Texas Republican lawyer was interviewed. Harry Whittington and Dick Cheney had met only 3 times before the "Bugs Bunny" shotgun tampering incident. Even tho Bugs Bunny was clearly at fault, the V.P. definitely did not follow hunting safeguards. They were trying to hunt quail, when the "WASCALLY WABBIT" interrupted Dick's "playtime", and forced him to start hunting a "WASCALLY WABBIT". The time delay caused the sun to drop farther towards the horizon. In other words, the V.P. shot his gun at the "WASCALLY WABBIT" when it was dusk - NOT A GOOD IDEA. 

DON'T FORGET THE MASSIVE QUANTITIES OF TWINKIES THAT WERE DRUNK EATEN.
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EVERYTHING SAID ABOVE IS PURE 100% SILLINESS - A PARODY.

WHAT IS SAID BELOW IS 100% TRUTH.

Mr. Whittington will have 30 pieces of lead in his body, until the day he dies, or until he gets shot by Dick Cheney again (the number will go up if Bugs Bunny shows up.) Mr. Whittington had a collapsed lung, and even had a small heart attack, because of one of the pellets caused his heart to beat erratically. Ironically, Mr. Whittington likes to call the medical condition the same fuzzy non-medical term that Dick Cheney called his heart attacks - A "HEART EVENT."

An interview did take place 5 years after the shooting, The Washington Post reporter finished the interview by asking if Cheney had ever apologized. Mr. Whittington suddenly draws quiet, after talking about his life & career for hours. 

HARRY WHITTINGTON GIVES A SHORT PAUSE:

"I'm not going to go into that," he says sharply.

Harry Whittington is too gracious to say it out loud, but he doesn't dispute the notion, either.

Nearly five years on, he's still waiting for Dick Cheney to say he's sorry.

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Washington Post article written by Paul Farhi, on October 14, 2010

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ON SECOND THOUGHT:

MAYBE, DICK CHENEY AND ELMER FUDD ARE NOT ONE AND THE SAME.

MAYBE, DICK CHENEY IS THE "IDIOT BROTHER" OF ELMER FUDD - YEAH, THAT'S THE TICKET.
 
JUST LIKE JEB IS "SUPPOSEDLY" SMARTER THAN "W" - ELMER HAS A HIGHER IQ THAN DICK





TV TOY MEMORIES




OZZIE NELSON & HARRIET NELSON RADIO COMEDY BIT - WITHOUT THE ANNOYING SCREAMING BRAT KIDS (SEPTEMBER 2, 1945)

I LOVED THE WRITING THAT OZZIE NELSON DID FOR HIS RADIO & TV SHOWS.

OZZIE LOVED TO GIVE HARRIET HUMOROUS LINES, THAT MADE OZZIE LOOK LIKE A SEMI-FOOL

THE LINES THAT HARRIET RECITED, MADE IT LOOK LIKE SHE CONTROLLED OZZIE'S PUPPET STRINGS.

IN THEIR REAL PERSONAL LIFE - SHE PROBABLY DID.

IN THEIR BUSINESS LIFE - OZZIE WAS THE BOSS.

IN MY HUMBLE OPINION:
FROM DAY 1, LITTLE GIRLS ARE TAUGHT HOW TO MANIPULATE THEIR FUTURE-TO-BE HUSBAND.

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RADIO PROGRAM THE ADVENTURES OF OZZIE AND HARRIET 

STARRING OZZIE NELSON & HIS WIFE HARRIET HILLIARD.

SEPTEMBER 2, 1945 EPISODE "THE LEAKING FAUCET"


HARRIET NELSON COULD NOT GET TO SLEEP, SIMPLY BECAUSE OF A DRIPPING FAUCET.

WHAT DOES A LOVING WIFE DO?

DOES SHE GET UP TO STOP THE DRIP HERSELF - AHH, NO!!!!

THE ANSWER IS:


SHE WAKES HER PEACEFULLY SLEEPING HUSBAND, AND CONS HIM INTO DOING HER BIDDING.

LIKE I SAID, FROM DAY 1.

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MOST PEOPLE REMEMBER THE TV PROGRAM, THE ADVENTURES OF OZZIE & HARRIET

THEIR TWO TEENAGE SONS GREW UP FROM LITTLE TWERPS INTO GENTLEMEN, RIGHT BEFORE OUR EYES 

WELL, OZZIE & HARRIET'S PUBLIC LIVES BEGAN BEFORE THE TWO "BRATS" WERE BORN.

I HAVE POSTED A PUBLIC DOMAIN RADIO BROADCAST OF "THE DRIPPING FAUCET" FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT.

THE SHOW IS FROM SEPTEMBER 2, 1945 - NINE YEARS AFTER DAVID NELSON WAS BORN.
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BEFORE WE HEAR THE AUDIO RECORDING:

A VIDEO CAPTURE STILL OF HARRIET AND A VERY YOUNG DAVID - A FEW YEARS BEFORE THIS RADIO SHOW

APPROXIMATELY 1939


HERE IS A SEXY PHOTO OF HARRIET FROM AROUND 1934.

ONE HOT MOMMA!!!!!

HARRIET DIDN'T MARRY OZZIE UNTIL 1935, AND THIS IS PROBABLY MADE PRIOR TO THEIR MARRIAGE.

HARRIET'S MAIDEN NAME WAS PEGGY LOU SNYDER, WHO WAS A SMALL TOWN GIRL FROM DES MOINES, IOWA.

PEGGY LOU SNYDER WAS NOT HER STAGE NAME.

IN SHOW BUSINESS CIRCLES, SHE WAS KNOWN AS HARRIET HILLIARD.



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PHOTOGRAPHS OF LEE HARVEY OSWALD'S AMBULANCE - 50 YEARS AFTER HIS RIDE

LEE HARVEY OSWALD WAS SHOT AT 11:21 AM CENTRAL TIME, NOVEMBER 24, 1963.

THE JFK ASSASINATION PATSY WAS TAKEN TO PARKLAND HOSPITAL IN AN AMBULANCE.

OSWALD'S RIDE TO PARKLAND HOSPITAL WAS IN AN ONEAL AMBULANCE.

AT 1:07 PM, LEE HARVEY OSWALD WAS PRONOUNCED DEAD.

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LAST EVENING, I WAS WATCHING THE TAPE OF THE 1963 SHERIFF BEING ASKED QUESTIONS BY A REPORTER.

THE REPORTER ASKED HIM IF HE FELT THAT HIS PRISIONER WAS GOING TO BE SAFE DURING THE TRANSFER.

THE SHERIFF ANSWERED THE QUESTION RATHER ODDLY.

THE PARAPHRASED QUOTE: I DON'T BELIEVE ANYONE WILL TAKE HIM FROM US.

20/20 HINDSIGHT VIEWPOINT:

YOU WOULD THINK THAT THE SHERIFF WOULD BE MORE CONCERNED ABOUT OSWALD BEING SHOT.
 











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