BEST OF MY TWEETS from TWITTER
A collection of "Best of Tweets from TWITTER", from this author.
Been a few weeks, I thought those JINGLES were out of my HEAD, NO!!!! "I'm Stuck on Band-Aids because Band-Aid is stuck on me" (HELP ME)
FUNNY SATIRE ARTICLE: Americans can recall TV Jingles better than kids from other countries http://bit.ly/8JK96S
SARCASTIC FANTASY: Don't know why McCain wasn't elected. ECONOMIC PLAN BRILLIANT "Everybody Marry A Beer Heiress" http://bit.ly/6FEoiZ
SARCASTIC FANTASY: Of course, GOP VP nominee idea was to start a company "CASH 4 MOOSE MEAT" Spare meat around the house get CASH
TV QUOTE: "Malcolm In The Middle" (LOIS) "Fate is what you call it when you don't know the name of the person SCREWING YOU OVER"
Sit back with a warm mug of HEMLOCK & watch an episode of "The Addams Family" "Lurch the Teenage Idol" (SINGING STAR) http://bit.ly/4SfbSO
NEWS FLASH - PARALLEL UNIVERSE: Dick Cheney inducted into PUPPET MASTER HALL OF FAME for puppet work on THE SARAH PALIN & "W" SHOW
OPEN LETTER TO HARRY REID Time to make the FILIBUSTER like it used to be. Require all Senators who want to fillibuster to PEE AT THEIR DESKS
Now if we can tap into the INCREDIBLE ENERGY of Ted Kennedy spinning in his grave. We could stop all foreign oil purchases for a decade
TV QUOTE: "Star Trek" (SPOCK) "I fail to comprehend your indignation, sir. I have simply made the LOGICAL DEDUCTION that you are a liar"
I didn't know Spock knew "W", Cheney, Rush, McCain & pre teen Sarah
CLEVER PRESIDENTIAL ADVERTISING SLOGANS: (anti - Richard Nixon - Spiro Agnew slogan)
"Nixon + Spiro = Zero"
HUMOROUS U.S. NAVY TV SLOGAN "Be A Man And Do It" (Ah, be a man & do WHAT?)
2012 PALIN FUN ACTIVITIES: Go moose hunting using an Apache Attack Helicopter (Decimate entire herd on one trip)
2012 PALIN FUN ACTIVITIES: Go Lawyer Hunting with Dick Cheney using Apache Attack Helicopter (decimate entire herd on one trip)
FAVORITE TV ADVERTISING LINE THAT I REPEAT OVER & OVER: I'm not just a GOOD POOPER - I'm an OPTIMUM ONE!!!"
Binford Tools is PROUD to Produce a TV prop from the Tim Allen TV comedy "Home Improvement" http://bit.ly/6TXY54
I loved the classic TV show "Northern Exposure" the strange characters were fantastic & the Fish-out-of-water story of Dr. Joel is priceless
TV QUOTE: "Becker" (Dr. JOHN BECKER) White trash is the only natural resource this country will never run out of!
Uh Oh Spaghetti Os CREATOR passes away http://bit.ly/4Y5Cfs
Why is it after the GOP electorate (& the FENCE SITTERS) elect a MORON, the country has to buy a GIANT ELEPHANT POOPER SCOOPER to clean up?
A typical GOP elephant produces 38 tons yearly. After 8 years & a lot of GOP elephants in DC - it is a BIG CLEAN UP JOB
TV QUOTE "All In The Family" (ARCHIE) Edith... If, you're going to have the change of life, you've got to do it right NOW!
TV QUOTE: "All In The Family" (ARCHIE) I'm giving ya just 30 seconds, now c'mon, change! (EDITH) Can I finish my soup first?
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Been a few weeks, I thought those JINGLES were out of my HEAD, NO!!!! "I'm Stuck on Band-Aids because Band-Aid is stuck on me" (HELP ME)
FUNNY SATIRE ARTICLE: Americans can recall TV Jingles better than kids from other countries http://bit.ly/8JK96S
SARCASTIC FANTASY: Don't know why McCain wasn't elected. ECONOMIC PLAN BRILLIANT "Everybody Marry A Beer Heiress" http://bit.ly/6FEoiZ
SARCASTIC FANTASY: Of course, GOP VP nominee idea was to start a company "CASH 4 MOOSE MEAT" Spare meat around the house get CASH
TV QUOTE: "Malcolm In The Middle" (LOIS) "Fate is what you call it when you don't know the name of the person SCREWING YOU OVER"
Sit back with a warm mug of HEMLOCK & watch an episode of "The Addams Family" "Lurch the Teenage Idol" (SINGING STAR) http://bit.ly/4SfbSO
NEWS FLASH - PARALLEL UNIVERSE: Dick Cheney inducted into PUPPET MASTER HALL OF FAME for puppet work on THE SARAH PALIN & "W" SHOW
OPEN LETTER TO HARRY REID Time to make the FILIBUSTER like it used to be. Require all Senators who want to fillibuster to PEE AT THEIR DESKS
Now if we can tap into the INCREDIBLE ENERGY of Ted Kennedy spinning in his grave. We could stop all foreign oil purchases for a decade
TV QUOTE: "Star Trek" (SPOCK) "I fail to comprehend your indignation, sir. I have simply made the LOGICAL DEDUCTION that you are a liar"
I didn't know Spock knew "W", Cheney, Rush, McCain & pre teen Sarah
CLEVER PRESIDENTIAL ADVERTISING SLOGANS: (anti - Richard Nixon - Spiro Agnew slogan)
"Nixon + Spiro = Zero"
HUMOROUS U.S. NAVY TV SLOGAN "Be A Man And Do It" (Ah, be a man & do WHAT?)
2012 PALIN FUN ACTIVITIES: Go moose hunting using an Apache Attack Helicopter (Decimate entire herd on one trip)
2012 PALIN FUN ACTIVITIES: Go Lawyer Hunting with Dick Cheney using Apache Attack Helicopter (decimate entire herd on one trip)
FAVORITE TV ADVERTISING LINE THAT I REPEAT OVER & OVER: I'm not just a GOOD POOPER - I'm an OPTIMUM ONE!!!"
Binford Tools is PROUD to Produce a TV prop from the Tim Allen TV comedy "Home Improvement" http://bit.ly/6TXY54
I loved the classic TV show "Northern Exposure" the strange characters were fantastic & the Fish-out-of-water story of Dr. Joel is priceless
TV QUOTE: "Becker" (Dr. JOHN BECKER) White trash is the only natural resource this country will never run out of!
Uh Oh Spaghetti Os CREATOR passes away http://bit.ly/4Y5Cfs
Why is it after the GOP electorate (& the FENCE SITTERS) elect a MORON, the country has to buy a GIANT ELEPHANT POOPER SCOOPER to clean up?
A typical GOP elephant produces 38 tons yearly. After 8 years & a lot of GOP elephants in DC - it is a BIG CLEAN UP JOB
TV QUOTE "All In The Family" (ARCHIE) Edith... If, you're going to have the change of life, you've got to do it right NOW!
TV QUOTE: "All In The Family" (ARCHIE) I'm giving ya just 30 seconds, now c'mon, change! (EDITH) Can I finish my soup first?
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Posted by Ron D at 1/30/2010 12:08 PM 
Categories: Pop Culture, Twitter, Politics, Classic TV, Celebrity
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Categories: Pop Culture, Twitter, Politics, Classic TV, Celebrity
Tags: 1950s memorabilia Pop Culture TV Toys cartoon celebrity 1960s memorabilia classic TV TV memorabilia
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