Rip Torn, the co-star of "The Larry Sanders Show", is being held on $100.000 bond. Mr. Torn was arrested for allegedly breaking into a Connecticut bank with a loaded handgun, while intoxicated. Mr. Torn was arrested in January, 2009 for his third DUI, in a 5 year time span. 

Can you blame him, those bankers have such short hours. He might of had a need to put his Emmy in the safe deposit box. Those Emmy awards are VERY VALUABLE & you need a gun to protect it from being stolen. More than likely, being an impeccable dresser with high hygiene standards, Mr. Torn probably had been using Scope mouthwash. If Johnnie Cochran were alive, he would concur 

Alcohol does such WONDERFUL THINGS to people. Maybe we should have prohibition for certain individuals (I AM ONLY JOKING - IT IS A HUMOROUS COMMENT TO EXPRESS FRUSTRATION - NOTHING MORE.)



                                                                                                                                   
                   


                

UPDATE: 
RIP TORN HAS PLEADED GUILTY  AND RECEIVED 2 & 1/2 YEAR SUSPENDED SENTENCE.

IN THE TWILIGHT ZONE, THE EXACT SAME SENTENCE WOULD HAVE BEEN GIVEN TO A NON-FAMOUS CRIMINAL, WHO COMMITTED THE SAME CRIMES.







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