The writers of T.W.I.N.K.I.E.S have done an excellent job of doing pseudo-research on Twinkies, a snack food that is guaranteed to be fresh for 10,000 years. The following tests have been conducted on the indestructible snack food:

1) Electrical wall socket current to see if Twinkies will or will not conduct electricity

2) Gravitational Test from 1st through the 6th floors

3) Radiation Test by microwaving a Twinkie for 10 minutes

4) TWINKIE IQ TEST

5) Test to determine density of a Twinkie (percent of air & percent of Twinkie goo).

6) Solubility Test by immersion in a glass of Houston tap water

7) Rapid Oxidation by coating it with a large dose of rubbing alcohol

Very clever website. Check it out T.W.I.N.K.I.E.S



BUFFALO BOB SMITH & HOWDY DOODY COMMERCIAL FOR TWINKIES, FROM OVER 1/2 OF A CENTURY.


                      TWINKIES ARE STILL FRESH









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