We have the technology to completely change your DNA, from a normal human being, into a Star Trek Geek. We have the ability to instantly change your wardrobe, from a $3,000 Brooks Brothers suit, into a short sleeved white dress shirt with a clip-on tie. Accented with a pocket protector and ballpoint pen ink stains. Your DNA transformation will completely change the way you think. You will begin to believe that Captain James Tiberius Kirk is a spiritual guide, to guide you over the rough patches in your life.

All of this, and more, can and will happen to you, after you make your first KLINGON Tweet, on the mini-blog website Twitter. After using our exclusive Klingon translator, your human DNA will instantaneously be changed into Geek DNA . You will cease being human. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE..
 

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