It is interesting that in a 55 year timespan, the price of a toaster has only gone up in price by $4.93? Why is that? PEASE TAKE OUR SURVEY & TELL US WHAT YOU THINK. For everyone who takes our tongue-in-cheek survey, on the reasons why the toaster has only gone up in price by $4.93, you will be automatically entered into a contest to win a broken and dismantled 1955 toaster. Less than twenty percent of the toaster parts will be missing. Other than the fact that it's broken & dismantled, with parts missing, it is in near mint condition. Winner is responsible for shipping & handling of $100, plus any additional amount that we feel like charging. 

Below is a photo of a 1955 magazine ad for a name brand toaster.
 



The next photo is of the same brand toaster, but is a 2010 model, priced at $24.88.





PLEASE TAKE OUR SURVEY. BY THE WAY, THE CONTEST IS A JOKE. I HAVE TO SAY
THAT IN ORDER TO PROTECT MYSELF FROM STUPID MORONS, WHO MIGHT CLAIM I AM RUNNING AN ILLEGAL CONTEST. THERE ARE STUPID PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO WOULDN'T KNOW A JOKE, IF IT BIT THEM ON THE BUTT. ONCE AGAIN FOR THE MORONS, THERE IS NO CONTEST.

AS A SIDE NOTE, HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A JOKE BITING SOMEONE ON THE BUTT? IT ISN'T A PRETTY SIGHT, IT IS NOT FOR THE SQUEAMISH.



THIS ENTIRE BLOG ENTRY IS A PARODY JOKE, WHICH IS A CONSTITUTIONALLY PROTECTED RIGHT OF FREE SPEECH. The toaster manufacturer is not being accused of anything.
IT IS NOT FACT, IT IS A JOKE.

SEE WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO TO PROTECT YOUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS.







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