Rob & Laura Petrie were a near perfect American couple, living a near perfect life. They lived in a near perfect house, which was always spotless, except when Rob absent mindedly draws on the wall using an indelible laundry marker.
They have a near perfect child, who is only seen and heard for a few minutes a day. That is truly a PERFECT CHILD. 

A major problem in their near perfect life was their next door neighbors - Millie and Jerry Helper. Those neighbors were weird. Millie even walked in on Laura when she was about to take a shower. Rob & Jerry were on a trip together, Millie was alone and was scared, so she decides to come over to the Petrie house. Of course, being a CLOSE FRIEND she just walks right in. At least she did call out Laura's name, but there wasn't an answer. What would a typical neighbor / CLOSE FRIEND do? The answer is abundantly clear, walk right into the Petrie master bedroom and scare the C**P out of Laura, just as she is coming out of the shower. Near perfect life, indeed.

What is it with Rob's & Laura's twin beds? After the TV cameras turn off and Ritchie is in his bed, do they ever scoot those twin beds together? Is it Laura & Rob XXX? Maybe it is Rob & Laura PG14, I hope it isn't Rob & Laura G rated.

Take our survey. Tell us what you think they do after the cameras go dark.

Before the survey, watch a video of Rob & Laura seconds after the closing credits have rolled across the screen. No, it isn't what you think it is, Rob and Laura aren't humpin & jumpin.  Laura is washing the dishes using Joy dish washing soap.

The survey will answer what happens in the bedroom.













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