BEST OF TWITTER - PART 1/2 DOZEN MINUS 1 (AKA #5)
More Twitter comments, made by little ol'e me.
TV ADVERTISEMENT THOUGHT I saw an ad for British Airways and I swear I saw the pilot sitting on the right side of the cockpit.
HELP ME !!!! Another TV jingle POPPED into my head. I CAN'T GET IT OUT. Dinah Shore is singing it over & over.
See the USA in your Chevrolet. America is asking you to call. Drive your Chevrolet through the USA. America's the greatest land of all
CONGRESSIONAL HEALTH CARE REFORM THOUGHT: If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?
SWEETEST TV QUOTE IN HISTORY: "Married With Children" (KELLY to her father wearing a new suit) "Wow, Daddy, you look good enough to bury"
TV AD THOUGHT: If 'M&Ms Melt in your Mouth but not in your Hand,' would they melt in your armpit? (I like to store my excess M&Ms there)
NEWS FLASH TV advertising icon, Energizer Bunny was arrested for attacks on Bugs Bunny & Easter Bunny. Energizer Bunny charged with BATTERY.
Oh, Oh. Another Jingle POPPED into my head... I'm Chiquita Banana, and I've come to say, I offer good nutrition for you every day.
TV QUOTE "Batman" (BATMAN to the Black Widow) I never touch spirits. Have you some milk? (Boy, Batman has changed from TV to the movies)
TV SHOW THOUGHT: Why did they call the show "Mission Impossible," when they always completed their mission?
The ONLY lyrics that I know are commercial jingles & TV show theme songs. A Jingle popped out NOW... "HOT DOGS, Armour HOT DOGS
What kind of kids love Armour HOT DOGS? Big Kids, little kids, kids who climb on rocks. Fat kids, skinny kids, even kids with chicken pox
Love HOT DOGS, Armour HOT DOGS. The dogs kids love to BITE!!!"
God created War, Famine & Pestilence. Then he created REPUBLICAN politicians (& Joe Lieberman) to ensure that we all get our fair share.
Average viewers of the #1 TV show, from 1986, was over 30 million viewers. Curious what the program was? http://bit.ly/7mfxbL #30 had 14 mil
Curious, which Supreme Court was packed with more morons, the court that made the 1857 "Dred Scott" ruling or the 2000 "Appoint 'W'" ruling
I wonder how many Supreme Court justices feel ashamed that they "APPOINTED" "W" in 2000? Probably "0" THEY'RE ALWAYS CORRECT
TRUTH in ADVERTISING: I looked at the ingredients of cheez-whiz, it doesn't have WHIZ (I hope)
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TV ADVERTISEMENT THOUGHT I saw an ad for British Airways and I swear I saw the pilot sitting on the right side of the cockpit.
HELP ME !!!! Another TV jingle POPPED into my head. I CAN'T GET IT OUT. Dinah Shore is singing it over & over.
See the USA in your Chevrolet. America is asking you to call. Drive your Chevrolet through the USA. America's the greatest land of all
CONGRESSIONAL HEALTH CARE REFORM THOUGHT: If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?
SWEETEST TV QUOTE IN HISTORY: "Married With Children" (KELLY to her father wearing a new suit) "Wow, Daddy, you look good enough to bury"
TV AD THOUGHT: If 'M&Ms Melt in your Mouth but not in your Hand,' would they melt in your armpit? (I like to store my excess M&Ms there)
NEWS FLASH TV advertising icon, Energizer Bunny was arrested for attacks on Bugs Bunny & Easter Bunny. Energizer Bunny charged with BATTERY.
Oh, Oh. Another Jingle POPPED into my head... I'm Chiquita Banana, and I've come to say, I offer good nutrition for you every day.
TV QUOTE "Batman" (BATMAN to the Black Widow) I never touch spirits. Have you some milk? (Boy, Batman has changed from TV to the movies)
TV SHOW THOUGHT: Why did they call the show "Mission Impossible," when they always completed their mission?
The ONLY lyrics that I know are commercial jingles & TV show theme songs. A Jingle popped out NOW... "HOT DOGS, Armour HOT DOGS
What kind of kids love Armour HOT DOGS? Big Kids, little kids, kids who climb on rocks. Fat kids, skinny kids, even kids with chicken pox
Love HOT DOGS, Armour HOT DOGS. The dogs kids love to BITE!!!"
God created War, Famine & Pestilence. Then he created REPUBLICAN politicians (& Joe Lieberman) to ensure that we all get our fair share.
Average viewers of the #1 TV show, from 1986, was over 30 million viewers. Curious what the program was? http://bit.ly/7mfxbL #30 had 14 mil
Curious, which Supreme Court was packed with more morons, the court that made the 1857 "Dred Scott" ruling or the 2000 "Appoint 'W'" ruling
I wonder how many Supreme Court justices feel ashamed that they "APPOINTED" "W" in 2000? Probably "0" THEY'RE ALWAYS CORRECT
TRUTH in ADVERTISING: I looked at the ingredients of cheez-whiz, it doesn't have WHIZ (I hope)
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Posted by Ron D at 3/25/2010 11:14 AM 
Categories: Twitter, Politics, Humorous, Classic TV
Tags: politics Pop Culture food advertising sarcasm advertisements classic TV Twitter humor
Categories: Twitter, Politics, Humorous, Classic TV
Tags: politics Pop Culture food advertising sarcasm advertisements classic TV Twitter humor
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