A credit card company did a commercial with America's most stupid credit card holder. Homer Simpson buys junk food at the convenience store, an oil change for his car and the final purchase was a brilliant waste of money. The Springfield, Any State resident purchased a $75 haircut of his 2 hairs. That is it, $120 in credit card bills and Simpson is now in economic HELL.

$120 in purchases by Homer will soon turn into a Billion Dollar Credit Card Balance. Why, you ask? Because the credit card company can get away with it. No laws to stop them.

Homer's salary will be garnished at the nuclear power plant. His take home pay will only be enough to buy 1 doughnut, without sprinkles.

Homer takes a second mortgage on the house to pay for the interest, on the interest, on the interest, on the interest, on the interest, on the interest to infinity. Why, you ask? Because the credit card companies can get away with it. No laws to stop them, because of the abundance of politicians with amputated testicles and deep campaign war chests, which of course, came from "friendly" campaign donors.

Mr Burns fires Simpson from the plant because of his bad credit history. Burns feels that Simpson might try and steal from him. Take a few power rods and start a jury rigged power plant.  Without the power rods or a job, the bank forecloses on the Simpson homestead.

The money from the Butterfinger candy bar commercials is gone. The secret Butterfinger candy bar stash is empty, eaten by a starving horde of Simpson family members.. Santa's Little Helper, the family dog, is looking very tempting.
 
Marge and the kids move in with Selma and Patty.

Homer is living on the street, a broken man. Why, you ask? BECAUSE THE CREDIT CARD COMPANIES GET A KICK OUT OF IT. THEY GIGGLE LIKE LITTLE SCHOOL GIRLS, WHEN THEY BREAK SOMEBODY.

The credit card companies need to keep the employees happy, with lavish parties in Barbados and cushioned toliet seats in the lavatories. They also need the money to pay multi, multi, multi, multi, multi-million dollar salaries for their Chief Executive Officer. How can they possibly pay for those salaries, lavish parties & toliet seats, without socking it to the people who DARE to charge $120 on their credit card. Oh, don't forget about those "donations" to the eunuch politicians, and we are not talking about petty cash, we are talking BIG BUCKS. 

Another person ruined, 300 million to go. All in a days work, for the credit card companies.

Below is the commercial that started the downhill slide of America's favorite moron.









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