BEST OF TWITTER PART CUATRO (ALSO KNOWN AS 4)
Another group of my Twitter comments, from the near past.
POP CULTURE THOUGHT Sports teams get big bucks for naming rights to the stadium. How much did Mars Candy pay for naming rights to our Galaxy
IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!!!! ANOTHER ADVERTISING JINGLE - "Charlie says'Love my Good & Plenty!' Charlie says 'Really rings my bell'"
IT CONTINUES OVER & OVER IN MY HEAD - "Charlie says 'Love my Good & Plenty! Don't know any other candy that I love so well!'"
TV QUOTE "F-Troop" (CORPORAL AGARN) How do you get to Fort Courage? That's easy.
TV QUOTE "F-Troop" (CORPORAL AGARN) You take a right at the rock that looks like a bear, then a left at the bear that looks like a rock
TV SHOW THOUGHT: Why is it TV characters rarely have time to watch TV or use the internet, as opposed to 99% of Americans, including me?
Saw a TV ad for Campbells Chicken Noodle Soup . The ad has a TON of chicken in the soup. QUESTION - In reality, how many cans per 1 chicken?
TV QUOTE (Archie Bunker laid off & Edith quotes FDR "...Nothing to fear but fear itself") (ARCHIE) Yeah, but he was working at the time.
NEWS FLASH 1201am Christmas morning. Santa just showed up. Red M&M & the Yellow M&M are here. Feels like I'm in the middle of a TV commercial
SANTA CLAUS THOUGHT: Since "W" has been semi-good for 338 of the past 365, do you think Santa will visit for the 1st time in 8 years?
SANTA CLAUS THOUGHT: What will Santa bring "W"? Probably 1 lump of coal from Santa & $100 million in coal mine stock from "friends."
SANTA CLAUS THOUGHT: Netflix sent several movies to the North Pole. Bet it was "Miracle on 34th Street" & a couple of CHICK movies for MRS C
SANTA CLAUS THOUGHT: Have you ever seen Santa flying in a helicopter shooting at Bullwinkle, like his neighbor Sarah? (I don't think so)
SANTA CLAUS THOUGHT: Is Keebler a fully owned subsidiary of Santa Claus Industries?
SANTA CLAUS THOUGHT: I think it is possible to visit every child in 1 night. I DON'T THINK IT IS POSSIBLE TO GET THRU US CUSTOMS IN 1 NIGHT
SANTA CLAUS THOUGHT: Does Santa have a Green Card, or does he have Diplomatic Immunity because he is the Head of State?
SANTA CLAUS THOUGHT Was a rep from Santa Claus Industries at the Global Warming summit in Copenhagen? 400 ib man can't tread water for long
SANTA CLAUS THOUGHT: Does Santa carry a reindeer pooper scooper? Maybe he requires the reindeer to fast, starting on Dec 22. Just curious.
SANTA CLAUS THOUGHT: What is the minimum wage for elves at the North Pole?
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POP CULTURE THOUGHT Sports teams get big bucks for naming rights to the stadium. How much did Mars Candy pay for naming rights to our Galaxy
IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!!!! ANOTHER ADVERTISING JINGLE - "Charlie says'Love my Good & Plenty!' Charlie says 'Really rings my bell'"
IT CONTINUES OVER & OVER IN MY HEAD - "Charlie says 'Love my Good & Plenty! Don't know any other candy that I love so well!'"
TV QUOTE "F-Troop" (CORPORAL AGARN) How do you get to Fort Courage? That's easy.
TV QUOTE "F-Troop" (CORPORAL AGARN) You take a right at the rock that looks like a bear, then a left at the bear that looks like a rock
TV SHOW THOUGHT: Why is it TV characters rarely have time to watch TV or use the internet, as opposed to 99% of Americans, including me?
Saw a TV ad for Campbells Chicken Noodle Soup . The ad has a TON of chicken in the soup. QUESTION - In reality, how many cans per 1 chicken?
TV QUOTE (Archie Bunker laid off & Edith quotes FDR "...Nothing to fear but fear itself") (ARCHIE) Yeah, but he was working at the time.
NEWS FLASH 1201am Christmas morning. Santa just showed up. Red M&M & the Yellow M&M are here. Feels like I'm in the middle of a TV commercial
SANTA CLAUS THOUGHT: Since "W" has been semi-good for 338 of the past 365, do you think Santa will visit for the 1st time in 8 years?
SANTA CLAUS THOUGHT: What will Santa bring "W"? Probably 1 lump of coal from Santa & $100 million in coal mine stock from "friends."
SANTA CLAUS THOUGHT: Netflix sent several movies to the North Pole. Bet it was "Miracle on 34th Street" & a couple of CHICK movies for MRS C
SANTA CLAUS THOUGHT: Have you ever seen Santa flying in a helicopter shooting at Bullwinkle, like his neighbor Sarah? (I don't think so)
SANTA CLAUS THOUGHT: Is Keebler a fully owned subsidiary of Santa Claus Industries?
SANTA CLAUS THOUGHT: I think it is possible to visit every child in 1 night. I DON'T THINK IT IS POSSIBLE TO GET THRU US CUSTOMS IN 1 NIGHT
SANTA CLAUS THOUGHT: Does Santa have a Green Card, or does he have Diplomatic Immunity because he is the Head of State?
SANTA CLAUS THOUGHT Was a rep from Santa Claus Industries at the Global Warming summit in Copenhagen? 400 ib man can't tread water for long
SANTA CLAUS THOUGHT: Does Santa carry a reindeer pooper scooper? Maybe he requires the reindeer to fast, starting on Dec 22. Just curious.
SANTA CLAUS THOUGHT: What is the minimum wage for elves at the North Pole?
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Posted by Ron D at 3/17/2010 12:09 PM 
Categories: Pop Culture, Twitter, Humorous
Tags: Pop Culture Twitter politics humor
Categories: Pop Culture, Twitter, Humorous
Tags: Pop Culture Twitter politics humor
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