Today is a sad day. Mayberry Deputy Sheriff, Barney Fife, a dedicated lawman going bad.  A man that has sworn to uphold the law, uses deceit and Pilates to steal Grape Nuts cereal. He is practicing his deceitful ways on his best buddy, distant cousin, and more importantly, his boss, Sheriff Andy Taylor. Right under Andy's nose, Barney has STOLEN Andy's Grape Nuts cereal. Please, say it ain't so! But, it is so. There is proof and I will expose the sinister plot.

I'm looking at a Pulitzer.

Some people just can't help it, Grape Nuts is addictive. As Euell Gibbons used to say, "they taste like wild hickory nuts." Euell was always high on nature. When Euell couldn't get a FIX of wild hickory nuts, he would substitute Grape Nuts. Unfortunately, Barney Fife fell into the same quagmire.

Watch the photographic evidence of Barney Fife's petty theft.  




SHOWN BELOW, A COMMERCIAL FOR GRAPE NUTS WITH EUELL GIBBONS.













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