SHERIFF ANDY TAYLOR SHOULD HAVE TAUGHT OPIE TO WIPE HIS MOUTH, AFTER EATING HIS POST TOASTIES

It seems that Opie Taylor was never taught to wipe his milk mustache off. It also seems that Ron Howard has the same problem.

Below is a Post Toasties commercial, with Opie and Andy at the breakfast table. Opie is just about ready to create his milk mustache, unfortunately, the commercial ends before we are able to get photographic proof. At the bottom of this page is a magazine advertisement, with Opie having a white lip. Finally, we have photographic evidence.




THE PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE OF OPIE'S LACK OF TABLE MANNERS




IT HAS BEEN RUMORED THAT OPIE TAYLOR (SHERIFF ANDY TAYLOR'S SON - MAYBERRY, N.C.) HAS MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES. HIS OTHER PERSONALITY GOES BY THE NAME OF RON HOWARD. THE SECOND PERSONALITY HAS THE SAME PROBLEM AS OPIE, BY HAVING THE HABIT OF NOT WIPING HIS MOUTH AFTER CONSUMING MILK. BELOW IS PROOF POSITIVE, A MAGAZINE ADVERTISEMENT WITH THE OFFENDING MILK MUSTACHE ON RON HOWARD'S LIP.





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