INTERESTING TWITTER COMMENTS FROM ME - PART 2 TIMES 4 MINUS 2 (AKA # 6)
Here are some humorous, and or, insightful Twitter comments that I made.
The Advertising executive who first told Electrolux executives this slogan, had SOLID BRASS ONES "Nothing Sucks Like An Electrolux"
I BELIEVE THE WORLD WILL IMPROVE: Homer Simpson has to punch buttons 8 hours a day 5 days - George Jetson has to punch it 1 hour a day for 1 day
TV ads with Fred Flinstone, Lucille Ball & Desi told viewers only GOOD THINGS can happen if you smoked a cigarette. LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE
TV AD THOUGHT: Isn't it kind of sick that Charlie Tuna wants you to eat his friends for dinner?
NON - ETHICAL TV ICONS Sugar Bear steals Sugar Crisp from old lady. Trix rabbit steals Trix from children. Jean LaFoote kidnaps Cap'n Crunch
SIGN OF THE TIMES: In the 60's we were mad when network TV aired reruns & now we pay the cable company money to watch those same reruns
TV SHOW THOUGHT: Has anybody ever figured out how many Tribbles it takes to make a toupee for a Starship Captain?
FUNNY SATIRE ARTICLE "Schwarzenegger Orders Breast Implant Inspections" http://bit.ly/4nqChx Names himself as inspector
TV AD THOUGHT: Was Betty Crocker a FLOUR CHILD?
Most people know that Archie Bunker was the first to flush a toliet on TV. The question is - Has anybody elsed flushed in 30 + years?
I consider politicians the entertainment branch of the government
TV AD THOUGHT Hate it when TV commercials lie. I saw an ad for pet food. said that "your dog will thank you for it" Still waiting for THANKS
TV SHOW THOUGHT: Did Mister Ed ever get hoarse?
TV SHOW THOUGHT On Star Trek, 2 space ships rendezvous The ships act like the top of the TV screen is up. Illogical, no up or down in space.
Has anybody noticed that Sponge Bob Square Pants has been gaining weight? His SQUARE Pants are RECTANGULAR.
TV SHOW THOUGHT: Has anybody ever seen Larry King sit up in his chair and not lean forward?
TV TRIVIA: Gilligan from Gilligan's Island had a first name that was only used on the Pilot episode. What was the name? - Willy
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The Advertising executive who first told Electrolux executives this slogan, had SOLID BRASS ONES "Nothing Sucks Like An Electrolux"
I BELIEVE THE WORLD WILL IMPROVE: Homer Simpson has to punch buttons 8 hours a day 5 days - George Jetson has to punch it 1 hour a day for 1 day
TV ads with Fred Flinstone, Lucille Ball & Desi told viewers only GOOD THINGS can happen if you smoked a cigarette. LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE
TV AD THOUGHT: Isn't it kind of sick that Charlie Tuna wants you to eat his friends for dinner?
NON - ETHICAL TV ICONS Sugar Bear steals Sugar Crisp from old lady. Trix rabbit steals Trix from children. Jean LaFoote kidnaps Cap'n Crunch
SIGN OF THE TIMES: In the 60's we were mad when network TV aired reruns & now we pay the cable company money to watch those same reruns
TV SHOW THOUGHT: Has anybody ever figured out how many Tribbles it takes to make a toupee for a Starship Captain?
FUNNY SATIRE ARTICLE "Schwarzenegger Orders Breast Implant Inspections" http://bit.ly/4nqChx Names himself as inspector
TV AD THOUGHT: Was Betty Crocker a FLOUR CHILD?
Most people know that Archie Bunker was the first to flush a toliet on TV. The question is - Has anybody elsed flushed in 30 + years?
I consider politicians the entertainment branch of the government
TV AD THOUGHT Hate it when TV commercials lie. I saw an ad for pet food. said that "your dog will thank you for it" Still waiting for THANKS
TV SHOW THOUGHT: Did Mister Ed ever get hoarse?
TV SHOW THOUGHT On Star Trek, 2 space ships rendezvous The ships act like the top of the TV screen is up. Illogical, no up or down in space.
Has anybody noticed that Sponge Bob Square Pants has been gaining weight? His SQUARE Pants are RECTANGULAR.
TV SHOW THOUGHT: Has anybody ever seen Larry King sit up in his chair and not lean forward?
TV TRIVIA: Gilligan from Gilligan's Island had a first name that was only used on the Pilot episode. What was the name? - Willy
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Posted by Ron D at 4/14/2010 8:02 AM 
Categories: Pop Culture, Twitter, Politics
Tags: Twitter trivia humor
Categories: Pop Culture, Twitter, Politics
Tags: Twitter trivia humor
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