Golly Gee Whiz, how much do you think the National Enquirer will pay for 100% percent proof of the existence of HOSTESS FRUIT PIE STEALING GHOSTS? A pretty penny, I'm sure. Here comes the good life - Private jets - Gold Plated Toliet Seats - Hot & Cold Running Caviar.

I'll have so much MONEY, I can transform myself into a RePUKEIcan. I can call George "W" on the phone and invite him to lunch. No, I can't to that. The trouble with that idea, I'm not stupid enough and I care about people.

Hey, there are plenty of wealthy Democrats. I'll invite them to lunch. We can sit around and solve the problems of the world, as opposed to, creating the problems of the world.

I'm surprised nobody has come up with this evidence. I mean, it was published in a highly prestigious publication - A COMIC BOOK. Here is the proof.




I HOPE NOBODY STEALS THIS EVIDENCE. I HAVEN'T TOLD THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER YET.









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