Roy Rogers is in a comic book ad along with impressionable children. With his hand near his revolver, he is TELLING the children "I'm Glad You Cowpokes Have Real Roy Rogers Gear" His obedient little minions are telling him:

1) I've got a Roy Rogers jacket!
2) My hat is a real Roy Rogers!
3) I've got Roy Rogers guns and a Roy Rogers lunchbox!
4) My jeans and shirt are Roy Rogers, too!
5) Look at my real Roy Rogers boots!

Indoctrination Camp with a Roy Rogers Seal of Approval - how diabolical.



If the children hadn't purchased Roy Rogers merchandise, what sinister act would the supposedly sweet, and lovable cowboy hero do to his loyal group of lemmings. I SHUDDER to think. That quick draw hand of his is only inches away from the certain  annihilation of that group of young fans.

Roy Rogers a potential BAD GUY!!!! Tell me it ain't so. The only way to keep the evil Roy at bay:


BUY ROY ROGERS MERCHANDISE. 

OR, ELSE.








FOR ALL OF YOU ROY ROGERS LOVERS  - LIGHTEN UP - THIS IS A JOKE. I LOVE ROY ROGERS ALSO.


If you are interested in purchasing any items, from the Roy Rogers INDOCTRINATION CAMP,
you can click on the titles of the items listed below.


ROY ROGERS POST RAISIN BRAN CEREAL BOX WRAPPER .




ROY ROGERS UNUSED COLORING BOOK



ROY ROGERS UNUSED PAPER DOLLS




PLUS, MANY MORE, ROY ROGERS ITEMS AT TV TOY MEMORIES








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