Bristol Meyers, former friend of street thugs and criminals of every type, used to manufacture a deoderant that worked so well even bloodhounds couldn't find the criminal. They even had a mailaway premium - a CARVING KNIFE is being offered for a discounted price of $1.00. What an incredibly helpful advertisement. Rob people using a carving knife and wear the deodorant to escape detection. Unfortunately for the scum of the earth, the company doesn't manufacture TRIG deodorant anymore.

The ad was created by Bristol Meyers in 1960. I guess DEODORANT FOR STREET CRIMINALS was too tiny of a market, they probably didn't want to be bothered. They should have promoted a product for the Bernie Madoff type of criminal. There would be a HUGE market for that deodorant.

Now, we all know that I'm joking about Bristol Meyers being a friend of criminals.

Casual aquaintance, maybe.




FOR THE TINY BRAINED PEOPLE OUT THERE (including lawyers), THIS HAS BEEN A SATIRE ARTICLE - USING A REAL BRISTOL MEYERS ADVERTISEMENT.









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