Posted below are several comic book ads, for the infamous plastic soldier. The same company marketed plastic soldiers from different wars. Sometimes they started a different company, with a different Post Office Box address.The ads were almost identical.

My question is - WHO DO YOU THINK WILL WIN THE WAR?

132 ROMAN SOLDIERS



204 REVOLUTIONARY WAR SOLDIERS



100 WORLD WAR 2 SOLDIERS



150 CIVIL WAR SOLDIERS



15 VIKING WARRIORS PLUS LONG BOATS


This is an easy decision. The World War 2 group is undermanned. The destroyers and bombers are useless, there are not enough crew members. The tank can be manned by three crew members. There are enough officers and enlisted men to man all of the tanks. Just one tank along with the 50 caliper machine gun, that is mounted on the metal behemoth, would wipe out 3 of the 4 armies. The Vikings would have to retreat, their long boats would not be a match for the WW 2 tank.

This is assuming that the mechanized weapons have ammunition. The advertisements do not stipulate there are any bullets or tank shells. Even still, a WW 2 tank is capable of running over the enemy soldiers. A crushed plastic soldier is a dead plastic soldier.

Now that I'm thinking of it, the inventory doesn't list gasoline. It is hard to move a tank without gasoline. 

The only soldiers that have weapons that can be used without bullets or gasoline would be the Vikings and the Romans. 

Romans are from Italy. Italians are lovers and they aren't fighters. During WW 2, they bent like a willow tree. Germans in charge - they ate sauerkraut. Americans in charge - they ate apple pie. Their flag had two sides to it - Stars & Stripes on one side & swastikas on the other side.

MY FINAL ANSWER - THE VIKINGS WOULD WIN.  






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