Jed Clampett is my hero. I know his IQ is only a few points larger than Sarah "FIVE COLLEGES IN SIX YEARS" Palin, and I can't stand her. Jed doesn't care what anybody thinks. He can get away with anything. Why you ask? The reason would be - HE IS RICH. People bend over backwards for him. If he does something illegal - SLAP ON THE WRIST.

If I tried carrying a loaded shotgun into a bank or a supermarket, I'd be sitting in jail for a long time, unless I live in Louisiana and I bring the shotgun to a church - thanks Governor BOBBY JINDAL

We all know how Jesus loved packing HEAT. A lot of people don't know this fact, the Israelites  invented the Uzi in the early part of the first century. Rumor has it, the Uzi was a favorite of Jesus. While washing the feet of the disciples he would have his finger on the trigger of his trusted Uzi.

For the Rednecks - the paragraph posted above was SARCASM.

It is incredible how the Louisiana red-necks love their guns. A great idea just hit me, we could set up a gun battle between gun-loving rednecks, from all of the low population RED states, versus all of the gun-loving gang members living in over populated cities. We could get A&E to videotape it and air a six part show. Las Vegas could set the odds and take bets. They could hire Dick "Shoot A Lawyer In The Face" Cheney as the referee.

The best part of that idea - America's MORON population will decrease.

Posted below is a magazine ad of Jed Clampett coming out of a grocery store, after buying a ton of groceries, carrying his favorite penis extender - a 12 gauge shotgun.









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