In the past, I have reported on the mysterious abandonment of Fred Flintstone's foot-powered car, without Fred being seen by anyone in the area. The equally strange appearance of Herman Munster's Dragula vehicle, sans Herman Munster, along with Arnold the Governator's bullet riddled hearse, from the movie, Terminator 3, is very puzzling. These occurrences have taken place in Volo, Illinois. The latest oddity has also taken place in Volo.

Even tho Arnold the Governator, Fred Flintstone & Herman Munster have not been sighted by this "reporter", I have come to the only possible answer - ARNOLD the GOVERNATOR (a cyborg Governor) and his two henchmen, going by the name of Herman Munster & Fred Flintstone, will be taking over the World, in the not-too-distant future. I believe they are amassing an unstoppable army of movie icons.

The latest bit of evidence was uncovered at the Volo Antique Auto Mall, Volo, Illinois . King Kong was spotted at the Auto Mall. Knowing that the unstoppable Governator and his muscle-bound henchmen are in the same town as the giant ape, makes me want to believe that King Kong has joined the "gang".

Posted below is a photo of King Kong. I was able to snap the photo seconds prior to the giant gorilla reaching down to CRUSH my camera, using the massive strength of his paws. I believe I was in personal jeopardy. I believe King Kong was seconds away from creating a crushed stain on the driveway, which of course, would have been me. I felt an obligation to the public, I needed to put my safety aside and focus on getting the story. Unselfish is my middle name.



Evidence of the incredible abilities of King Kong have been posted below. A video of the capture and the subsequent escape of the giant ape, should be all the evidence that I need to convince the authorities to get off their collective BUTTS, and do something about this World domination plot.

 

Listed below are links to previous posts that I have made. The links highlight sightings of the movie vehicles in Volo, Illinois. It might be a good idea to get as much information as you can acquire. A powerful army of Arnold the Governator, Herman Munster, Fred Flintstone and very possibly King Kong will be difficult to stop, unless we all have as much information as possible.

ARNOLD THE GOVERNATOR

HERMAN MUNSTER  

FRED FLINTSTONE

Posted below is a comic book advertisement for a Dino De Laurentiis documentary on the capture of King Kong. The photo of King Kong successfully fighting off helicopter gunships and Air Force fighters should make everyone shake in their boots.

TICK, TICK, TICK !!!! The clock is ticking!!!








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