Top GOPers are endorsing a tremendous advancement in Breakfast Cereal, made exclusively for the POOR. Scientists have created a cereal which can stay crunchy in water. A top GOP female, ex-VP candidate, has supposedly, been rumored to have said, "It is quite an advantage for the non-wealthy to have the ability to eat a bowl of cereal, even if they can't afford milk. America can't afford to keep supplying milk to the POOR."

The top GOP female, ex-VP candidate, has also supposedly, been rumored to have said additional comments, aimed at America's poor. "Come to the DARK SIDE - lack of education and intelligence is an asset in the Tea Party movement, look at me as a prime example. I made $100,000 for making one speech and I'm a MORON."

The Onion Radio Network has reported on the latest cereal innovation, which can be heard by clicking on the "Play Button", located on the radio player, at the bottom of this article.

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