To promote their Star Wars convention, Star Wars Celebration V  has created 16 different parody cereal boxes. There are 400 boxes of each of the16 different, fan-produced, parody boxes. They will be given away at the convention to random people.

Psst, hey buddy, how about a trade? You could have a Founding Father picture gallery in exchange for the whole set of Star Wars boxes. Ben Franklin ($100), George Washington ($1), Thomas Jefferson ($2) & Alexander Hamilton ($10) could be slid "under the table" right after I get 16 cereal boxes from you.

What do you mean that would be unethical - YOU'RE A GEEK WHO WORKS AT A STAR WARS CONVENTION. It's not like I'm asking for blueprints to the Death Star. All I want are 16 pieces of cardboard.

Security, you are calling security. Oh, that's great. Yeah, kick me out. Get your NAZI stormtroopers to kick me out. Maybe if you had a real job, you wouldn't be such a dweeb. You little Darth Vader loving momma's boy.

Hey, really, if I raised it to two Ben Franklins, would that change your mind?

I only have $180 on me, would you take $180 in cash and a $20 gift card from Wal Mart?

Can you help me carry these out to my car? Do you have a bag I can put these in?


THIS IS MY FAVORITE BOX

THIS IS MY SECOND FAVORITE BOX


HAN SOLO NEEDS BRAN? HE LOOKS LIKE SLY STALLONE.


BORING


THIS IS MY THIRD FAVORITE BOX


KIDS THAT TAKE THE CEREAL FROM THE RABBIT, JUST TRY TAKING IT FROM VLIX


VERY BORING






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