THIS BLOG POST IS DONE IN HUMOR. THIS BLOG POST IS ALSO PG-14 RATED.

The advertising people that created the sexy singing Chiquita Banana must have been very naive. Bananas have been used by some people to "pleasure" themselves (peeling and inserting "it" inside the banana) for a very, very, long time.

Now, my blog post is PG-14 rated, so, I will be delicate. Better yet, I found a link for you. Go to BANANAS and read what the contributors to the website do to themselves and to the innocent bananas, on a regular basis (IT IS NOT PG-14. I WOULD RATE IT R).

No, I don't have first "hand" knowledge.

Posted below is a video of the singing Chiquita Banana. This commercial was played in movie theaters.. In DARK movie theaters.



Do you think the advertising people ever considered a "sexy" singing watermelon?

STEP 1
Carve a tiny hole in the watermelon (or a large hole, if you have a big EGO)

STEP 2
Insert




I HOPE PEOPLE AREN'T DOING ALL OF THIS "PLEASURE" IN THE PRODUCE AISLE.











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