I got you to look, didn't I? Sneaky is my middle name.

The posted advertisement is from the 1950's. The image is a drawing of a guy in the shower, which I assume is a subliminal message for cleaning out your inside parts, by using 40% Bran Flakes. There probably wouldn't be a nationally circulated magazine that would be willing to accept an ad with a guy sitting on the porcelain throne, especially if the product was for a bran cereal. Just the same, it would be a funny ad. The advertisement would probably sell millions of packages of bran cereal. plus, every blog under the sun would post a ripped-off youtube version of it..

The problem with the idea, all of the annal retentive "do-gooders" would be up in arms. They would claim their children are being irreparably harmed. Natural calamities, plus, many other terrible things would beset the hedonistic occupants of this tiny planet. All because of a humorous drawing in a magazine ad.

"Do-Gooders" provide great entertainment, don't they? Actually, "do-gooders" should be a perfect demographic consumer for 40% Bran Flakes. It probably is packed in real tight. A few bowls of 40% Bran Flakes would do wonders for their disposition. 

POSSIBLE "DO-GOODER" REMARKS:

"MY CHILDREN WILL BE PERMANENTLY HARMED BY THIS SHAMELESS ADVERTISEMENT."

"THE WORLD IS GOING TO H - E - DOUBLE HOCKEY STICK IN A HAND BASKET."

"TORNADO, LOCUST ATTACKS & EARTHQUAKES WILL STRIKE YOU DOWN."



HOW TO SPOT A "DO-GOODER":

"DO-GOODERS" ARE ALWAYS HOLIER THAN THOU.

"DO -GOODERS" ALWAYS "KNOW" WHAT IS BEST FOR YOU.

THE TEA PARTY IS CRAMMED FULL OF "DO-GOODERS". 

"DO-GOODERS" WANT TO SAVE YOU FROM ETERNAL DAMNATION. 

"DO-GOODERS ARE HYPOCRITES - TO THE HUNDREDTH POWER.
 







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