This young boy is enjoying the first few years of his life. He is smashing his face into a Pillsbury cake that his mom just made. He doesn't have to worry about:

1) GETTING FAT
2) DIABETES
3) CAVITIES
4) ZERO MONEY TO BUY A PILLSBURY CAKE MIX
5) ZERO MONEY TO PAY FOR THE ELECTRICITY, TO BAKE THE PILLSBURY CAKE
6) ZITS, CAUSED BY MICROSCOPIC PIECES OF CAKE CLOGGING YOUR SKIN PORES, AFTER STICKING YOUR FACE IN IT
7) COUNTLESS OTHER WORRIES TO INFINITY.....AND BEYOND (HEY, I LIKE BUZZ LIGHTYEAR)



KID SECRETS: 101

IF YOU WANT A CAKE AND THERE ISN'T ONE IN THE KITCHEN, WHAT DO YOU DO?

ANSWER:
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS WHINE. MAGICALLY, A CAKE WILL APPEAR.

This helpful tip, for children everywhere, is brought to you by SENTIMENTAL JOURNEYS
P.S. WHINING WILL WORK FOR ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT.








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