HAS ANYBODY ASKED MR. POTATO HEAD JUNIOR TO SPELL POTATO, OR AS DADDY LIKES TO SPELL IT - POTATOE?
I'm surprised that Dan Quayle procreated. It must have been hard trying to reproduce. He probably didn't have much luck trying to stick "IT" into Marilyn's belly button.
Why is it that the GOP and "dumb" go hand-in-hand?
DAN QUAYLE - MR. "POTATOE" HEAD
SARAH PALIN - MS. FIVE COLLEGES IN SIX YEARS
GEORGE W. BUSH - THE ACTUAL WORST PRESIDENT, IN THE HISTORY OF U.S. (AS OPPOSED TO, THE COMMENTS FROM THE FERTILIZED EGG OF MR. "POTATOE" HEAD.) SHALL WE GO DOWN A PARTIAL LIST?
1) WAGED WAR AGAINST A COUNTRY THAT DID SOMETHING BAD TO HIS "DADDY"
2) PLACED U.S. IN AN UNWINNABLE QUAGMIRE IN TWO DIFFERENT WARS
3) ELIMINATED ALL GOVERNMENT OVERSIGHT ON THE OIL DRILLING INDUSTRY (a.k.a. Gulf of Mexico fiasco)
4) ALLOWED THE ECONOMY TO LIMP ALONG, ON THE SOLE STRENGTH OF REAL ESTATE AND REFINANCING REAL ESTATE, WITH NEXT TO ZERO INTEREST RATES. A LOT OF THE PEOPLE THAT BOUGHT REAL ESTATE SHOULD NEVER OF BEEN ALLOWED TO BUY, THEY WERE NOT CREDIT WORTHY. WHEN INTEREST RATES ROSE, THE HOUSE OF CARDS BEGAN TO FALL. LACK OF REGULATIONS IN THE BANKING INDUSTRY (created by the Reaganites & Bushies - "H.W." & "W") ALLOWED THE SALE OF WORTHLESS MORTGAGES TO UNSUSPECTING INSTITUTIONS. "HEY, I KNOW WHAT WE CAN DO WITH THESE WORTHLESS MORTGAGES - BUNDLE THEM TOGETHER AND PRETEND THE BUNDLE IS VALUABLE, EVEN THO THE INDIVIDUAL MORTGAGES ARE GARBAGE."
5) DIDN'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT NEW ORLEANS
6) HID ON AIR FORCE ONE WHEN THE COUNTRY WAS ATTACKED
7) READ THE PET GOAT FOR 45 MINUTES AFTER THE FIRST PLANE HIT - (Do you think Roosevelt would have continued reading The Pet Goat after hearing about the bombing of Pearl Harbor? Do you think the Presidents of American Airlines or United Airlines would have continued to read The Pet Goat after hearing about what happened to a plane from their airline, or, any other airline?) Placed the children of Emma E. Booker Elementary School in danger of being attacked, by his decision to "hang" around and look "goofy" (check out his bemused look when told about the second plane.)
8) I COULD GO ON FOR A MILLION REASONS, BUT, I'M TIRED OF THINKING ABOUT THE END RESULT OF 62,040,610 MORONS WHO COULDN'T SEE WHAT A COMPLETE FAILURE "W" WAS, AFTER 4 YEARS OF TOTAL 100% INCOMPETENCE. 62,040,610 MORONS WHO HAVE ZERO ABILITIES TO THINK FOR THEMSELVES, AS OPPOSED TO GETTING ALL OF THEIR VIEWS FROM MR. RUSH OXYCONTIN. 62,040,610 MORONS WHO ARE AFRAID OF GAYS, EVEN THO THE DAUGHTER OF DICK "FIVE VIETNAM DEFERMENTS - 'BECAUSE I HAD BETTER THINGS TO DO'" CHENEY IS GAY. 62,040,610 MORONS WHO LOVED THEIR PENIS EXTENDERS (a.k.a. guns) SO MUCH, THEY FOOL THEMSELVES INTO BELIEVING THE "EVIL" DEMOCRATS WILL TAKE THEM AWAY (Ahh, 18 months of Obama administration - 96 months of Clinton administration - 48 months of Carter administration - 96 months of Kennedy / Johnson adminstration - NOT ONE BILL TO TAKE A GUN AWAY FROM THE 62,040, 610 MORONS WHO VOTED FOR "W" IN THE 2004 ELECTION.)
All of those words that I posted above are in response to an idiotic video, made from the fertilized egg of Marilyn & Dan Quayle. The fertilized egg said that President Obama is the worst President ever. YEAH RIGHT, let us see what he has done:
1) He has done everything to stop the ONE TRILLION POUND FREIGHT TRAIN from crashing and burning. He succeeded. It is now starting to crawl out of the ditch that the RePUKEicans dropped us into. As a side note, Governors from red states like to denounce the Recovery money as handouts, then out of their second mouth they praise the end result of the Recovery money. They actually go to ribbon cutting events, which were created by the use of the Recovery money. Hypocrites, personified. Of course, they FORGET to mention it was the Recovery money that created the project that they are praising. The State of Georgia passed a law prohibiting the placement of signs next to road projects. Road signs that are intended to inform the public that a project is being funded by the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act of 2009
2) Creating a Health Care Law that protects the people from money-grubbing insurance companies, as opposed to letting them do anything they want to the helpless and to people on their DEATH BEDS.
3) Started putting back the regulations on the Banking Industry, you know, the guys who STARTED THE WHOLE MESS (a.k.a. the mini DEPRESSION)
4) He is on-track to bringing the troops home from Iraq. A country that did NOTHING (admitted by George W. Bush, if any of you MORON BUSH DEFENDERS want to actually investigate it) TO THE U.S. The Bushies administration would tell the public there was a connection - two seconds (figuratively) later, they would turn their heads and speak out of their second mouth. The words that came out of their second mouth would be the exact opposite of what their "first mouth" said. They knew that the MORON lemming followers would only hear what they wanted to hear. The Bushies got the MORONS to believe what they wanted them to believe and they protected themselves, by using their "second mouth" to utter the truth (or, as close to the truth as they were capable of uttering.)
5) Forced BP to place money / assets into a pool, to help compensate the victims. Oh yeah, let's do what the Reagan & DADDY Bush did - NOTHING. Let the courts decide - yeah, that is a good idea. 21 years later, the people and the land of "Alaska Sarah" are still hurting. Governor Bobby Jindal did NOTHING for his red state of Louisianna. Who helped the victims? OH, YEAH, it is the "EVIL" President Obama.
So, without any further adieu, the first political ad created by a fertilized human (?) egg. By the way, this guy doesn't have any idea how much the federal budget is. He claims in the ad that we are spending 14 & 1/2 TRILLION dollars. He should of asked the same grade school kid that corrected his daddy on the spelling of "potato." The actual amount of the budget was 3 & 1/2 Trillion dollars. An 11 TRILLION DOLLAR MISTAKE. The ad was taken down 1 day later.
THIS COUNTRY BAILED OUT WALL STREET IN 1929, AND WE WERE FORCED TO DO IT AGAIN, IN 2009. IF THE DEPRESSION ERA REGULATIONS WERE STILL IN EFFECT THIS MINI-DEPRESSION WOULD HAVE BEEN A MILD RECESSION.
THE ONLY GOOD THING THAT CAME OUT OF THIS MINI-DEPRESSION:
GEORGE W. BUSH BECAME:
"THE WORST U.S. PRESIDENT IN HISTORY"
WITHOUT THE MINI-DEPRESSION, "W" WOULD HAVE HAD A LOT EASIER TIME ATTEMPTING TO
"SPIN HISTORY".
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Why is it that the GOP and "dumb" go hand-in-hand?
DAN QUAYLE - MR. "POTATOE" HEAD
SARAH PALIN - MS. FIVE COLLEGES IN SIX YEARS
GEORGE W. BUSH - THE ACTUAL WORST PRESIDENT, IN THE HISTORY OF U.S. (AS OPPOSED TO, THE COMMENTS FROM THE FERTILIZED EGG OF MR. "POTATOE" HEAD.) SHALL WE GO DOWN A PARTIAL LIST?
1) WAGED WAR AGAINST A COUNTRY THAT DID SOMETHING BAD TO HIS "DADDY"
2) PLACED U.S. IN AN UNWINNABLE QUAGMIRE IN TWO DIFFERENT WARS
3) ELIMINATED ALL GOVERNMENT OVERSIGHT ON THE OIL DRILLING INDUSTRY (a.k.a. Gulf of Mexico fiasco)
4) ALLOWED THE ECONOMY TO LIMP ALONG, ON THE SOLE STRENGTH OF REAL ESTATE AND REFINANCING REAL ESTATE, WITH NEXT TO ZERO INTEREST RATES. A LOT OF THE PEOPLE THAT BOUGHT REAL ESTATE SHOULD NEVER OF BEEN ALLOWED TO BUY, THEY WERE NOT CREDIT WORTHY. WHEN INTEREST RATES ROSE, THE HOUSE OF CARDS BEGAN TO FALL. LACK OF REGULATIONS IN THE BANKING INDUSTRY (created by the Reaganites & Bushies - "H.W." & "W") ALLOWED THE SALE OF WORTHLESS MORTGAGES TO UNSUSPECTING INSTITUTIONS. "HEY, I KNOW WHAT WE CAN DO WITH THESE WORTHLESS MORTGAGES - BUNDLE THEM TOGETHER AND PRETEND THE BUNDLE IS VALUABLE, EVEN THO THE INDIVIDUAL MORTGAGES ARE GARBAGE."
5) DIDN'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT NEW ORLEANS
6) HID ON AIR FORCE ONE WHEN THE COUNTRY WAS ATTACKED
7) READ THE PET GOAT FOR 45 MINUTES AFTER THE FIRST PLANE HIT - (Do you think Roosevelt would have continued reading The Pet Goat after hearing about the bombing of Pearl Harbor? Do you think the Presidents of American Airlines or United Airlines would have continued to read The Pet Goat after hearing about what happened to a plane from their airline, or, any other airline?) Placed the children of Emma E. Booker Elementary School in danger of being attacked, by his decision to "hang" around and look "goofy" (check out his bemused look when told about the second plane.)
8) I COULD GO ON FOR A MILLION REASONS, BUT, I'M TIRED OF THINKING ABOUT THE END RESULT OF 62,040,610 MORONS WHO COULDN'T SEE WHAT A COMPLETE FAILURE "W" WAS, AFTER 4 YEARS OF TOTAL 100% INCOMPETENCE. 62,040,610 MORONS WHO HAVE ZERO ABILITIES TO THINK FOR THEMSELVES, AS OPPOSED TO GETTING ALL OF THEIR VIEWS FROM MR. RUSH OXYCONTIN. 62,040,610 MORONS WHO ARE AFRAID OF GAYS, EVEN THO THE DAUGHTER OF DICK "FIVE VIETNAM DEFERMENTS - 'BECAUSE I HAD BETTER THINGS TO DO'" CHENEY IS GAY. 62,040,610 MORONS WHO LOVED THEIR PENIS EXTENDERS (a.k.a. guns) SO MUCH, THEY FOOL THEMSELVES INTO BELIEVING THE "EVIL" DEMOCRATS WILL TAKE THEM AWAY (Ahh, 18 months of Obama administration - 96 months of Clinton administration - 48 months of Carter administration - 96 months of Kennedy / Johnson adminstration - NOT ONE BILL TO TAKE A GUN AWAY FROM THE 62,040, 610 MORONS WHO VOTED FOR "W" IN THE 2004 ELECTION.)
All of those words that I posted above are in response to an idiotic video, made from the fertilized egg of Marilyn & Dan Quayle. The fertilized egg said that President Obama is the worst President ever. YEAH RIGHT, let us see what he has done:
1) He has done everything to stop the ONE TRILLION POUND FREIGHT TRAIN from crashing and burning. He succeeded. It is now starting to crawl out of the ditch that the RePUKEicans dropped us into. As a side note, Governors from red states like to denounce the Recovery money as handouts, then out of their second mouth they praise the end result of the Recovery money. They actually go to ribbon cutting events, which were created by the use of the Recovery money. Hypocrites, personified. Of course, they FORGET to mention it was the Recovery money that created the project that they are praising. The State of Georgia passed a law prohibiting the placement of signs next to road projects. Road signs that are intended to inform the public that a project is being funded by the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act of 2009
2) Creating a Health Care Law that protects the people from money-grubbing insurance companies, as opposed to letting them do anything they want to the helpless and to people on their DEATH BEDS.
3) Started putting back the regulations on the Banking Industry, you know, the guys who STARTED THE WHOLE MESS (a.k.a. the mini DEPRESSION)
4) He is on-track to bringing the troops home from Iraq. A country that did NOTHING (admitted by George W. Bush, if any of you MORON BUSH DEFENDERS want to actually investigate it) TO THE U.S. The Bushies administration would tell the public there was a connection - two seconds (figuratively) later, they would turn their heads and speak out of their second mouth. The words that came out of their second mouth would be the exact opposite of what their "first mouth" said. They knew that the MORON lemming followers would only hear what they wanted to hear. The Bushies got the MORONS to believe what they wanted them to believe and they protected themselves, by using their "second mouth" to utter the truth (or, as close to the truth as they were capable of uttering.)
5) Forced BP to place money / assets into a pool, to help compensate the victims. Oh yeah, let's do what the Reagan & DADDY Bush did - NOTHING. Let the courts decide - yeah, that is a good idea. 21 years later, the people and the land of "Alaska Sarah" are still hurting. Governor Bobby Jindal did NOTHING for his red state of Louisianna. Who helped the victims? OH, YEAH, it is the "EVIL" President Obama.
So, without any further adieu, the first political ad created by a fertilized human (?) egg. By the way, this guy doesn't have any idea how much the federal budget is. He claims in the ad that we are spending 14 & 1/2 TRILLION dollars. He should of asked the same grade school kid that corrected his daddy on the spelling of "potato." The actual amount of the budget was 3 & 1/2 Trillion dollars. An 11 TRILLION DOLLAR MISTAKE. The ad was taken down 1 day later.
THIS COUNTRY BAILED OUT WALL STREET IN 1929, AND WE WERE FORCED TO DO IT AGAIN, IN 2009. IF THE DEPRESSION ERA REGULATIONS WERE STILL IN EFFECT THIS MINI-DEPRESSION WOULD HAVE BEEN A MILD RECESSION.
THE ONLY GOOD THING THAT CAME OUT OF THIS MINI-DEPRESSION:
GEORGE W. BUSH BECAME:
"THE WORST U.S. PRESIDENT IN HISTORY"
WITHOUT THE MINI-DEPRESSION, "W" WOULD HAVE HAD A LOT EASIER TIME ATTEMPTING TO
"SPIN HISTORY".
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