Why do to babies have all the attention focused on them. Hey, I would like my bottom washed with a soft warm cloth and then powdered with the new product "Johnson & Johnson "50 YEAR OLD 'Old Fart' POWDER."

I wrote a letter to Bill Johnson and Bob Johnson to suggest the new product. They thought it was a great idea. They couldn't stop thanking me for the idea. The only problem is, I wish they could get it to the market sooner. They told me that it will be on the shelves in about 50 years to never.

Well, in 50 years, my 100 year old wrinkled butt will be as soft as the baby's butt in this 1956 magazine ad, for Johnson & Johnson baby powder.









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