GREAT IDEA FOR CAMPBELL'S - FREE OF CHARGE


Godzilla would make a great corporate spokes-monster for V8 juice. As the clumsy-footed monster is stepping on teeny-tiny 4 cylinder Hondas and Toyodas, he mutters the infamous tag-line - "I COULD OF HAD A V8." 

 

That tag-line has to be one of the most famous and successful lines in advertising history.

After stepping on ten or twelve Toyodas (only thing a Toyoda is good for), Godzilla would grab a can of V8 juice and utter the infamous line: I COULD OF HAD A V8. After uttering his line, Godzilla could hit himself on the head and knock himself out.

V8 juice would be responsible for saving Tokyo from complete destruction.



Oh, sure, the little Campbell Kid is cute, while she is carrying her little basket of vegetables, but, she isn't the star of dozens of motion pictures. Godzilla is a mega-star. Having a huge star like Godzilla promoting the drink would create a tsunami of demand for the delicious healthful vegetable drink (with massive amounts of sodium.)

How do you like that last sentence? I giveth and taketh away.







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