Gwen has her claws ready. She is on the prowl to snag Archie. Gwen and her parents are extolling the wonderful attributes of Gwen. The father tells Archie that "His Darling Little Girl" made the complete dinner. The mother tells Archie that she would make a marvelous wife for someone. A three-pronged attack. Archie isn't alone, Jughead is in the process of committing a few crimes (trespassing and performing his peeping Tom routine) and overhears what Gwen and her parents are trying to do. 

Gwen must really be a LOSER. I mean, how many parents would try to off-load their daughter on Archie? Wouldn't it be more likely they would be greeting Archie at the door with a shotgun? Dinner is canceled - DON'T COME BACK. 

Jughead tells another girl about the dinner party / pre-engagement party and suggests that the best way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Ronnie, the other girl that "WANTS & NEEDS" the animated cartoon hero, has the perfect dinner for him. She serves him a cherry Hostess pie (with real fruit filling, yeah right), along with a second course of an apple Hostess pie (once again, allegedly, with REAL FRUIT FILLING.) What do you think Archie is served for dessert? Ronnie serves him a LEMON HOSTESS PIE.

It worked, Ronnie the terrible cook wins the heart and soul of the MORON Archie. A girl who can cook a full course meal is definitely a better catch than a girl who can rip paper off a Hostess pie, except to the star of Archie comics. 

In addition, both sets of animated cartoon "KNOCKERS" are the same size.









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