Does Senator Kerry have to work in the Heinz Soups Kitchen, per a pre-nuptial agreement? If he does work as a staffer, does he have to wear a hairnet? How about an apron?

When is Teresa going to promote Senator Kerry to an assistant manager position? I think a minimum wage dishwasher position is a tiny bit below the ex-Presidential candidate's capabilities. I don't think he can handle the top job as a restaurant manager. In my personal opinion, he would be perfect for an assistant restaurant manager position. Work his way up to the top position.

Hey, John, pre-nuptial agreements are a bitch, aren't they?










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