FOR $1.98 YOU CAN SLEEP WITH RAQUEL WELCH
For the low price of $1.98, you could purchase a life-sized blow-up pillow of Raquel Welch. Sleep and do "other" things with your own personal sex kitten.
I'm curious what kind of explanation the pre-teen male would come up with for having a blow-up Raquel underneath his mattress. Think fast before mom throws it in the garbage.
Moms throw the best things away.
10,000 years from now, archeologists will have a field day digging thru our old garbage landfills. They will find thousands of "sticky" blow-up dolls & tens of millions of "sticky" Playboys.

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I'm curious what kind of explanation the pre-teen male would come up with for having a blow-up Raquel underneath his mattress. Think fast before mom throws it in the garbage.
Moms throw the best things away.
10,000 years from now, archeologists will have a field day digging thru our old garbage landfills. They will find thousands of "sticky" blow-up dolls & tens of millions of "sticky" Playboys.

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