Santa Claus brought me lots of toys. The main reason was because I was very good this year, and I went to the media to advertise that fact. I sold all of the lumps of coal that I have received on previous Christmas mornings, and I used the money to buy ad space on North Pole billboards.

The coal that I sold will keep Chicago warm for ten years. 

The massive advertising blitz that I created must have attracted Santa's attention. I have gotten dozens of brand new antique toys. Santa must have been saving them for me, while he was hoping that I would someday become a "good boy."

DICK TRACY RAY GUN from the early 1960's.




THE GAME OF TWISTER IN THE ORIGINAL 1966 BOX




THE EARLY 1960's SHOOT AROUND THE CORNER GUN FROM KENNER




MINT 1960's JAMES BOND 007 ADVENTURE SET

 


THE LESSON THAT I LEARNED:

BE MEAN, ROTTEN AND BAD FOR 50 YEARS, AND THEN MAKE A 180 DEGREE TURN. SANTA WILL REIMBURSE YOUR 1 YEAR WORTH OF KINDNESS WITH 50 YEARS OF MINT ANTIQUE TOYS.

LIFE IS GOOD








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