Arnold made big headlines when he announced that he was running for Governor of California. He announced his plans on the Tonight Show. The GOP talking heads claimed that Arnold would be the salvation for California, and Gray Davis was the "evil problem." Well, Arnold is leaving the state in far worse financial condition than he inherited it - KIND OF LIKE A CERTAIN REPUKEICAN PRESIDENT OF THE U.S., WHO SHALL FOREVER REMAIN NAMELESS.)

So, Arnold, got any plans to screw anything else up? How is that Constitutional Amendment thing coming along? Do you think there is a chance a natural born Austrian "B" movie actor can run for President of the U.S.?  We haven't had an incompetent President for two years. It is getting boring, Arnold. The late night talk show comics need funny material, we need to laugh. 

It's funny, the same morons that claim President Obama is not a natural born American would probably cream in their pants if you were able to run for President. The Tea Baggers would probably vote for you in a second, never mind that the last time an Austrian ran for the office of President, in a country that was next door to Austria, things didn't turn out so well.

So, long, GIRLY MAN, it's been fun.







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