IT'S INAPPROPRIATE TO BE A TWO-FISTED DRINKER IN THE MORNING - BECOME A TWO-FISTED LISTERINE DRINKER
TWO-FISTED DRINKERS HAVE A ROUGH TIME COPING.
WAYS TO SURVIVE, PRIOR TO YOUR DAILY DRINK OF THE HARD STUFF.
It just isn't "proper" to drink before noon. what is a two-fisted drinker going to do? Assuming you need to go to work prior to 12:01pm, you can start the day with a two-fisted dose of Listerine. At your ten o'clock coffee break, you can make a cocktail of Listerine, with a splash of Lavoris. That should hold you until lunch, when you can "officially" drink the "real stuff."
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WAYS TO SURVIVE, PRIOR TO YOUR DAILY DRINK OF THE HARD STUFF.
It just isn't "proper" to drink before noon. what is a two-fisted drinker going to do? Assuming you need to go to work prior to 12:01pm, you can start the day with a two-fisted dose of Listerine. At your ten o'clock coffee break, you can make a cocktail of Listerine, with a splash of Lavoris. That should hold you until lunch, when you can "officially" drink the "real stuff."
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Posted by Ron D at 1/7/2011 6:45 AM 
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