The magazine ad, that is posted below, shows a grocer stacking Green Giant corn on the grocery shelf. Wherever this grocery store is located, it must be in the Bible Belt. Why do I say that? The grocery store has 3 shelves of Green Giant corn, with over 6 facings on each shelf. That is a lot of corn, and corn is a natural laxative. 

The Religious Right of this country are the biggest group of tight-asses known to mankind. Adding 2 + 2 = impacted RIGHT WINGNUT colon. The medical solution is a MASSIVE DOSE of Green Giant corn. That is the reason why I know where the grocery store is located.

If you want, I can probably narrow it down to a specific neighborhood.  The problem is, I don't know where Pat Robertson does his grocery shopping.










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