BEST OF MY TWITTER COMMENTS PART 14
SOME OF MY BEST TWITTER THOUGHTS
TV QUOTE "Malcolm In The Middle" (LOIS) "Fate is what you call it when you don't know the name of the person SCREWING YOU OVER."
SARCASTIC FANTASY: Don't know why McCain wasn't elected. ECONOMIC PLAN BRILLIANT "Everybody Marry A Beer Heiress" http://bit.ly/6FEoiZ
"Who Wants To Be a Millionaire" was very popular at the end of the 1990s but this game show had 47.5% of ALL TVs tuned http://bit.ly/7aROkf
TV TRIVIA: This was a line from what TV theme song? "Someday the mountain might get 'em, but the law never will." --- Dukes of Hazzard
1800s QUOTE JUST AS GOOD TODAY “Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.” (MARK TWAIN)
(Well. at least 288 of them - 241 in the House & 47 in the Senate.)
In an Arm Wrestling Contest between "W" (the college cheerleader & afraid of horses guy) & Sarah (Ms. "Skin a Moose" Palin) who would win?
INSTRUCTION: Put your left hand under your belt & pick up the remote & watch a FUNNY episode of "Married With Children" http://bit.ly/boYXnX
I miss the Good-Ole-Days when I would watch an ENTERTAINING State of the Union address told by a MORON who had a hard time speaking ENGLISH
Sarah. Isn't it about TIME to ANNOUNCE? You could raise money selling polyurethane covered MOOSE PIE on Home Shopping Network
TV TRIVIA What cop show had a police captain driving around in a chauffeur driven Rolls Royce? ___________ Burke's Law
SARCASTIC FANTASY: SARAH PALIN economic plan was to start a company "CASH 4 MOOSE MEAT" Spare meat around the house get CASH
TV QUOTE: "Star Trek: (Mr. SPOCK) "I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a DIRECT ANSWER to any question"
(Neither have I, Mr. Spock)
My take on George Reeves as Clark Kent / Superman in a commercial for Kellogg's. GUILTY of Trespassing & Peeping-Clark? http://bit.ly/a4HaQu
TV QUOTE "Spin City" (STUART) "Big 3-0, huh? It's the perfect age. You can date college girls and their mothers"
TV QUOTE "That 70s Show" (KELSO) "College is for UGLY girls who can't get modeling contracts"
QUOTE "That 70s Show" (DONNA) College is for women who don't wanna marry the FIRST IDIOT THEY MEET & squeeze out his bastard moron children
TV & MOVIE GREATEST SARCASTIC WIT: (Groucho Marx) “If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.”
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TV QUOTE "Malcolm In The Middle" (LOIS) "Fate is what you call it when you don't know the name of the person SCREWING YOU OVER."
SARCASTIC FANTASY: Don't know why McCain wasn't elected. ECONOMIC PLAN BRILLIANT "Everybody Marry A Beer Heiress" http://bit.ly/6FEoiZ
"Who Wants To Be a Millionaire" was very popular at the end of the 1990s but this game show had 47.5% of ALL TVs tuned http://bit.ly/7aROkf
TV TRIVIA: This was a line from what TV theme song? "Someday the mountain might get 'em, but the law never will." --- Dukes of Hazzard
1800s QUOTE JUST AS GOOD TODAY “Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.” (MARK TWAIN)
(Well. at least 288 of them - 241 in the House & 47 in the Senate.)
In an Arm Wrestling Contest between "W" (the college cheerleader & afraid of horses guy) & Sarah (Ms. "Skin a Moose" Palin) who would win?
INSTRUCTION: Put your left hand under your belt & pick up the remote & watch a FUNNY episode of "Married With Children" http://bit.ly/boYXnX
I miss the Good-Ole-Days when I would watch an ENTERTAINING State of the Union address told by a MORON who had a hard time speaking ENGLISH
Sarah. Isn't it about TIME to ANNOUNCE? You could raise money selling polyurethane covered MOOSE PIE on Home Shopping Network
TV TRIVIA What cop show had a police captain driving around in a chauffeur driven Rolls Royce? ___________ Burke's Law
SARCASTIC FANTASY: SARAH PALIN economic plan was to start a company "CASH 4 MOOSE MEAT" Spare meat around the house get CASH
TV QUOTE: "Star Trek: (Mr. SPOCK) "I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a DIRECT ANSWER to any question"
(Neither have I, Mr. Spock)
My take on George Reeves as Clark Kent / Superman in a commercial for Kellogg's. GUILTY of Trespassing & Peeping-Clark? http://bit.ly/a4HaQu
TV QUOTE "Spin City" (STUART) "Big 3-0, huh? It's the perfect age. You can date college girls and their mothers"
TV QUOTE "That 70s Show" (KELSO) "College is for UGLY girls who can't get modeling contracts"
QUOTE "That 70s Show" (DONNA) College is for women who don't wanna marry the FIRST IDIOT THEY MEET & squeeze out his bastard moron children
TV & MOVIE GREATEST SARCASTIC WIT: (Groucho Marx) “If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.”
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Posted by Ron D at 2/18/2011 9:01 AM 
Categories: Pop Culture, Advertisement, Politics, Humorous
Tags: Groucho Marx humor politics sarcasm trivia Sarah Palin Twitter
Categories: Pop Culture, Advertisement, Politics, Humorous
Tags: Groucho Marx humor politics sarcasm trivia Sarah Palin Twitter
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