No, I am not really the President of the non-existent ASPCAF (American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to American Flies.) To the "morons" out there (Sarah, I'm talking to you) this is an example of satire. It is also an example of "bait and switch." Hook the "suckers" with the phoney-baloney title to get them to do something they normally wouldn't do, a.k.a. watching the MSNBC news feed of the fly killing.

I want you to watch an incredible example of killing a fly by the President of the United States of America. Normally a fly can sense the wind when a hand is about to smash the internal organs of the disease-carrying insect. There is good reason why a fly swatter has holes on the flat killing area. The wind can move through the holes, and give the dirty little fly a smaller chance of escaping. Our President is almost as good as The Karate Kid, (Ralph Macchio played Daniel Larusso, in The Karate Kid, and his character caught a fly with a chopstick) except that in the movie catching a fly with a chopstick is a little bit more difficult than killing a fly with your hand. Maybe a little bit more practice, Mr. President. Maybe you can hire Ralph Macchio as your sensei.







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