I wonder what the odds are that Matilda Van Horn (WHITE RICH FELINE) is a Republican? Probably in the 99.9999% to the 100% range. Matilda is a snobby rich cat who happens to love Puss N Boots cat food. The Tuna & Chicken flavors are her favorites. What no caviar, or lobster flavored cat food?

In a typical rich snobby style, the cat talks about her staff of servants (with her nose in the air) not being able to create a delicious delicacy similar to her favorite Puss N Boots flavors. More than likely, she has an immense staff of servants. The cat probably has dozens of servants catering to her every desire (more than likely, non-documented humans, who are paid for 20 hours of work, but working 60 hours per week - the "RICH CAT" style of employee relations.) 

Do you think Matilda inherited her wealth because of incredibly low inheritance taxes, or maybe she became the CEO of an internet auction house, who made her billions by charging ridiculously huge fees to help make her "corporate puppet masters" extremely wealthy. The "puppet masters" probably rewarded Matilda with a billion dollar pittance, and "encouraged" her to run for political office.

It is very tempting for the "puppet-masters" to be able to control the candidate, and / or  the elected official. All it takes is an inexpensive set of puppet wires and you "OWN" a Governor of a huge state (or, for that matter, a cheese producing state.)

The ultimate goal for Matilda: THE FIRST FELINE TO BE ELECTED PRESIDENT OF THE U.S.










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