The Alan Brady Show was a classic variety show, which was written by Rob Petrie, Sally Rogers and Buddy Sorrell. Mel Cooley was the producer of the program, and was the brother-in-law of the star. Alan Brady married Mel's sister, and was forced by his wife to give Mel a job. Mel Cooley was given a job that he was perfectly suited for - OR, SO WE THOUGHT. We thought Mel was a nit-picking penny-pinching pain-in-the-butt, which is in the job description for a TV producer. The trouble is, he was all of those things for only 8 hours a day. The other 16 hours - HE WAS AN ANIMAL. 

In an exclusive expose, I'm claiming that the penny pinching TV producer (Mel Cooley) was Hugh Hefner's mentor.

I'M WRITING MY ACCEPTANCE SPEECH FOR THE PULITZER PRIZE, AS SOON AS I FINISH WRITING THIS BLOG POST.

Mel Cooley's romantic bachelor pad was located in mid-town Manhattan. Once Mel walked into his den of iniquity, he would transform himself, from a frumpy TV producer, into a fashionably dressed playboy. The ensemble would include a smoking jacket, along with a turtleneck sweater, and a full martini glass. The second that Mel walked over the threshold of his MANHATTAN PLAYBOY MANSION, the wild animal would escape from the inner debts of the normally milquetoast TV executive. After 8 hours of being a whining pain-in-the-butt he needed some LOVE, and he got it. He loved for his conquests to be stacked.

STACKED FOR CONVENIENCE.

See for yourself, I have posted an exclusive photograph of one of Mel's romantic interludes.

After seeing this ad - I HAVE TRIPLED MY RESPECT FOR MR. MILQUETOAST.








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