Poor Maxwell, he seems to always be under a cloud of bad luck. Things happen to the poor guy, but he doesn't seem to notice - UNTIL TODAY. At exactly 6:12:00 AM EST, on K Street, Washington DC, Maxwell was walking his dog, a poorly trained agent, known by his CONTROL monicker K-13, and his cute puppy name of FANG. At exactly 6:12:57 AM EST, on K Street, Washington DC, FANG left a doggy calling card. At exactly 6:12:59 AM EST Max stepped on the "calling card" At exactly 6:13:00 AM EST Max's shoe phone rang - IT WAS THE CHIEF. At exactly 6:13:02 AM EST the other shoe phone rang - IT WAS A SALESMAN WANTING MAX TO CHANGE HIS CEL PHONE COMPANY.

Posted below is a photograph of Maxwell Smart, with an ear full of a doggie "muffin."







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