When I saw this article about a new "sport," I couldn't believe it. I thought it was a joke. Apparently it is for real. It started in Japan, and then it went to the LAND OF SARAH. The goal of the "sport" is to make a perfect snowball, which is harder than a baseball, and then is used to anniliate the other team members. The so-called "sport" is called YUGIGASSEN.

The game lasts 9 minutes, with the winning team eliminating the opposing team members using snowball hits. Each team also has a flag that can be captured. Capturing the opposing team flag would be an instant win.

Yeah, I would tune in to ESPN to watch that for 12 hours of non-stop Olympic coverage.

How much do you want to bet that MISTER SARAH PALIN (the person that married HER) is an expert at YUGIGASSEN?  

While viewing the video, my first reaction, after my disbelief, was the classic Bill Cosby "Junior Barnes" comedy bit. During the Cos' early years, he had some very funny and realistic stories. He told the story of a neighborhood friend / bully who made a slush ball, and then proceeded to throw it at the young Bill Cosby's face. Junior Barnes was the villain, and Bill retold the humorous story of his REVENGE on his nemesis.

Posted below is a partial transcript of Cos' classic bit

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"I'm going to get Junior Barnes. I'm going to get you Junior Barnes, boy I'm going to get you." 

I made a snowball that was so round and so perfect. And it's got a little name inscribed on it that says "Junior Barnes."

After making the perfectly round and hard snowball, Bill attempted to sweetly call for Junior Barnes to come out to "play." Bill's plan was to lull his arch nemesis into an encounter with the PERFECT SNOWBALL, but that plan would have to wait. It was getting late, and the monsters were about to come out.

Bill's perfect plan:

...I put it in the freezer. And I waited. July. July 12th. My birthday. It was 104 degrees in the shade. Not a snowball in sight. Junior Barnes was sitting on the steps in front of my house. 

I had gone to great lengths to prove to Junior Barnes that I was his greatest friend. Let him drink out of my orange soda bottle without even wiping it off. And old Junior Barnes just sitting there telling his little jokes...

"Junior Barnes, you are so-o-o-o-o- funny ha ha ha ha ha!" And I said, "Junior Barnes, I'm going in the house, and get an orange soda for us. You just wait right here. ha ha ha ha ha. You gunky." And I walked in the house, and opened that freezer door, and my mother had thrown the snowball away. So I went back outside and I spit on him.

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That is probably how SARAH "MS. VINDICTIVE" PALIN will probably go after her perceived enemies, a.k.a. the Democrats (the adults with adult plans for this country, as opposed to the Republicans and Tea Party wingnuts.) In Sarah's tiny mind, an Alaskan snowball fight, that uses PERFECT ALASKAN snow, is the perfect weapon to use against the Democrats.
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