In honor of the last day of winter (yeah, I know winter "officially" ended March 20), I decided to try something that I always thought would taste terrible. I was right, it did taste terrible. Cream of Wheat cereal never looked very tasty. For the sake of this blog, and my never ending quest to write about an inane (or, stupid) subject, I decided to try to conquer my fear of Cream of Wheat.

I took it out of the microwave, and I dipped the spoon into the gooey mess to try a small sample taste. YUCK!!!!! On a scale of 1 to 10, it was a 2. Anybody who enjoys Cream of Wheat is a TOUGHER MAN than myself (of course, that isn't saying much.) 





I had another plan. A plan that I learned from an old magazine ad.





PUT A SCOOP OF ICE CREAM ON THE TERRIBLE TASTING CONCOCTION.




IT DIDN'T WORK. I HAD TO KEEP PUTTING MORE, AND MORE, SCOOPS ON IT.

THE ICE CREAM / CREAM OF WHEAT CONCOCTION WAS UPGRADED TO A 3.5 ON THE SCALE OF 10. JUST THE SAME, I COULDN'T FINISH IT. THE LAST 4 SPOONFULS WENT IN THE GARBAGE.

I HOPE THE RATS IN THE LANDFILL DON'T GAG ON IT.

DO YOU WANT TO SEE A PICTURE OF ONE OF THOSE "TOUGHER MEN" THAT I MENTIONED EARLIER? THIS GUY IS AS TOUGH AS NAILS. HE LOVES CREAM OF WHEAT, AND HE LAUGHS AT A LITTLE SISSY (LIKE, MYSELF) THAT CAN'T STOMACH THE TASTE OF CREAM OF WHEAT CEREAL.

OF COURSE, HE HAS A MOMMY TO MAKE HIM EAT IT - I DON'T.










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