ARE WARREN BUFFETT & BILL GATES FLYING ON THE BILLIONAIRE VERSION OF SOUTHWEST AIRLINES?
In the magazine ad that I posted below, Bill Gates & Warren Buffett are enjoying themselves in roomy comfort, while flying the "friendly skies." They experience the same joys of flying that I experience everytime that I cram my "tubby" girth into a Southwest Airlines torture seat.
I feel sorry for the two billionaires for having to put up with the terrible problems of BILLIONAIRE FLYING - I mean, their glasses of Dom Perignon champagne are half full. Why hasn't the flight attendant filled their glasses? Also, their plates of pate have started to turn bad. Horror of horrors, on the wood table there are two pieces of fruit that have fallen off of the plate. How can these TITANS of industry be expected to tolerate such slovenly conditions
Where are the flight attendants? They are probably doing what the Southwest attendants do - SITTING ON THEIR BUTTS, AND TALKING ABOUT THEIR PLANS FOR THE WEEKEND.
Oh, the horrors of Billionaire flying.
Remember the GOOD OL'E DAYS when the pilot used to say, "YOU ARE FREE TO ROAM ABOUT THE CABIN?" Nowadays, the pilot might "allow" you 15 minutes to use the facilities, before "claiming" they are on final approach, and turning the seatbelt light back on - 250 miles from the destination. 45 minutes before the real final approach we are forced to sit at attention with our seats in the upright position.
In the magazine ad, Bill & Warren aren't wearing seatbelts, and they are free to roam about the cabin. They must have "bribed" the pilot, to be able to lounge around the cabin sans seatbelts. Not to mention, the massive amount that Bill must of paid the attendants to "hold their breath." Bill is in his stocking feet (just, joking.)
In reality Warren doesn't need to bribe the pilot - he owns the company. Net Jets was bought by Bershire Hathaway in 1998.
The company was founded in 1964 as Executive Jet Aviation, with former Air Force Generals on the Board of Directors. General Curtis Lemay (guy who ignored Congress' orders, and used money that was earmarked for intercontinental ballistic missle procurement, to instead be used to upgrade the bomber fleet, which he personally believed was more important) General James Stewart (yeah, the actor.), & Paul Tibbets (Enola Gay pilot) were all on the Board of Directors.

I am a fan of Bill Gates & Warren Buffet, because they understand that billionaires need to pay their fair share. Just the same, I'm going to post a funny video from Mark Fiore, on the subject of "Wall Street Executive Airlines." The video chronicles the excesses of the Wall Street types, who helped to create the mini-depression that we went through (in addition to the last 3 GOP administrations, that have ignored & repealed laws, that have provided some amount of protection from financial shenanigans, since being enacted after the Great Depression.) The video does seem to fit in with the theme of this posting, even tho I wouldn't include Bill & Warren in with those Wall Street sleezebags.
Once again, I like Bill Gates & Warren Buffett. They donate a ton of money to good causes that help people, as opposed to the ton of money that the Koch brothers donate to "charities" that help to make a mockery of our democratic elections. I mean, what would you call a guy who almost single-handedly paid to get a man elected Governor.
The funny thing is, the Governor puppet continues to keep busy doing the bidding of his puppet master. In the very near future, he will be required to perform political Hari-Kari, which will be done to shelter his puppet master. When he is removed from office, there won't be any stains on the Koch brothers - they will be completely INNOCENT.
The Koch brothers are master puppeteers, who use others to perform deeds to benefit their own selfish reasons (Tea Party original monetary founders.)
Bill & Warren are polar opposites of the Koch brothers. They are basically two billionaires who lean to the left, and they understand that we are all in this boat together - SINK, OR SWIM. In my humble opinion, the Koch brothers probably want to finish their miserable (my humble opinion) little lives with a bigger pile of cash sitting in front of them, than what was sitting in front of their daddy, just prior to his trip on the "down escalator." I wouldn't be surprised if they make "love" to wads of cash, literally, and figuratively. They really seem to be "in love" with money and power.
In my humble opinion, helping the downtrodden raise up to a greater level does not seem to be very important to the Koch brothers (you know, the sort of thing that Jesus did, as opposed to the nemesis of Jesus and the Lord.) In my humble opinion, stepping on the downtrodden seems to have replaced polo and croquet as their favorite sport.
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I feel sorry for the two billionaires for having to put up with the terrible problems of BILLIONAIRE FLYING - I mean, their glasses of Dom Perignon champagne are half full. Why hasn't the flight attendant filled their glasses? Also, their plates of pate have started to turn bad. Horror of horrors, on the wood table there are two pieces of fruit that have fallen off of the plate. How can these TITANS of industry be expected to tolerate such slovenly conditions
Where are the flight attendants? They are probably doing what the Southwest attendants do - SITTING ON THEIR BUTTS, AND TALKING ABOUT THEIR PLANS FOR THE WEEKEND.
Oh, the horrors of Billionaire flying.
Remember the GOOD OL'E DAYS when the pilot used to say, "YOU ARE FREE TO ROAM ABOUT THE CABIN?" Nowadays, the pilot might "allow" you 15 minutes to use the facilities, before "claiming" they are on final approach, and turning the seatbelt light back on - 250 miles from the destination. 45 minutes before the real final approach we are forced to sit at attention with our seats in the upright position.
In the magazine ad, Bill & Warren aren't wearing seatbelts, and they are free to roam about the cabin. They must have "bribed" the pilot, to be able to lounge around the cabin sans seatbelts. Not to mention, the massive amount that Bill must of paid the attendants to "hold their breath." Bill is in his stocking feet (just, joking.)
In reality Warren doesn't need to bribe the pilot - he owns the company. Net Jets was bought by Bershire Hathaway in 1998.
The company was founded in 1964 as Executive Jet Aviation, with former Air Force Generals on the Board of Directors. General Curtis Lemay (guy who ignored Congress' orders, and used money that was earmarked for intercontinental ballistic missle procurement, to instead be used to upgrade the bomber fleet, which he personally believed was more important) General James Stewart (yeah, the actor.), & Paul Tibbets (Enola Gay pilot) were all on the Board of Directors.

I am a fan of Bill Gates & Warren Buffet, because they understand that billionaires need to pay their fair share. Just the same, I'm going to post a funny video from Mark Fiore, on the subject of "Wall Street Executive Airlines." The video chronicles the excesses of the Wall Street types, who helped to create the mini-depression that we went through (in addition to the last 3 GOP administrations, that have ignored & repealed laws, that have provided some amount of protection from financial shenanigans, since being enacted after the Great Depression.) The video does seem to fit in with the theme of this posting, even tho I wouldn't include Bill & Warren in with those Wall Street sleezebags.
Once again, I like Bill Gates & Warren Buffett. They donate a ton of money to good causes that help people, as opposed to the ton of money that the Koch brothers donate to "charities" that help to make a mockery of our democratic elections. I mean, what would you call a guy who almost single-handedly paid to get a man elected Governor.
The funny thing is, the Governor puppet continues to keep busy doing the bidding of his puppet master. In the very near future, he will be required to perform political Hari-Kari, which will be done to shelter his puppet master. When he is removed from office, there won't be any stains on the Koch brothers - they will be completely INNOCENT.
The Koch brothers are master puppeteers, who use others to perform deeds to benefit their own selfish reasons (Tea Party original monetary founders.)
Bill & Warren are polar opposites of the Koch brothers. They are basically two billionaires who lean to the left, and they understand that we are all in this boat together - SINK, OR SWIM. In my humble opinion, the Koch brothers probably want to finish their miserable (my humble opinion) little lives with a bigger pile of cash sitting in front of them, than what was sitting in front of their daddy, just prior to his trip on the "down escalator." I wouldn't be surprised if they make "love" to wads of cash, literally, and figuratively. They really seem to be "in love" with money and power.
In my humble opinion, helping the downtrodden raise up to a greater level does not seem to be very important to the Koch brothers (you know, the sort of thing that Jesus did, as opposed to the nemesis of Jesus and the Lord.) In my humble opinion, stepping on the downtrodden seems to have replaced polo and croquet as their favorite sport.
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