It has been almost a quarter of a century since the handsome young guy, from the original soloflex commercial, first started flexing for America. The commercial was made in 1989, which would mean that he is probably now around 47 years of age. I'm hoping the little show off has a pot belly, along with a Telly Savalas hairdo. It would serve him right. I mean, a guy is not supposed to look like that. We were all born with baby fat, and that is what God intended for us to have, and I have plenty to spare. The bible does not say anything about narcissistic body sculpting done on a Soloflex machine.

My official reason for my "chubby" physique - MY BABY FAT NEVER LEFT ME.




ACTUALLY, I REALLY DO THINK THAT IS MY BODY.

I'M GETTING IN TOUCH WITH MY LAWYER.

BY THIS TIME NEXT YEAR, I WILL OWN THE COMPANY.



AFTER I GET CONTROL OF THE COMPANY, DO YOU THINK THEY WILL GIVE ME A FREE SOLOFLEX MACHINE?






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