The Easter Bunny has always been able to make his deliveries. He is more dependable than Santa Claus, even though Santa has multiple dozens of helpers, and the Easter Bunny handles the entire operation by himself. The Easter Bunny is definitely an efficient  workaholic.

Where do you think the Easter Bunny gets his money? I mean, buying billions of eggs and the Paas egg dye sets must cost him a small fortune. Of course, his biggest expense is gasoline. You probably thought he hopped from house to house. No, that is not the most efficient delivery method. The Bunny has been using his GMC mini van to deliver his goodies for almost 20 years. Up until this year, he has been able to pay for the massive gasoline bills with the residual checks from "Here Comes Peter Cottontail - Hopping Down The Bunny Trail." Record sales are way down, the GEORGE W. BUSH MEMORIAL GREAT RECESSION has put a crimp in the sales figures. The residual check just wasn't big enough to pay for the gasoline bill this year.

This might be the first year that The Easter Bunny fails to deliver all of his eggs. Oil speculators, watch out. America's children will be coming to GET YOU!










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