During World War 2, a lot of companies manufactured items that they never had any experience with prior to December 7, 1941. General Motors Buick division was responsible for making the M18 Hellcat, which was a 60 mph tank destroyer. It was a very fast moving fighting vehicle, which also had the same size gun as the Sherman tank. The drawbacks were: 1) very light armor 2) open crew compartment.





ON THE KENNEDY EXPRESSWAY, I COULD USE MY NEW BUICK TO TAKE "CARE" OF ALL THE IDIOTS WHO CUT ME OFF. I COULD ALSO TURN THE 76mm GUN (PENIS EXTENDER) AROUND AND SCARE THE POO-POO OUT OF TAILGATERS.

SUPPOSEDLY, GENERAL MOTORS WILL BE TAKING OVER THE TOP AUTO MANUFACTURER CROWN FROM TOYOTA THIS YEAR. THE COMBINED PROBLEMS WITH TOYOTA MANUFACTURING QUALITY, AND THE JAPANESE TSUNAMI, ALONG WITH THE INCREASED SALES OF GM CARS IN THE USA & CHINA, WILL PUT THE EMPLOYER OF A HARD WORKING AMERICAN UNION WORKFORCE BACK ON TOP. I JUST WISH THAT THEY WOULD MANUFACTURE THE VEHICLE THAT I WANT - AN M18 HELLCAT.

JUST POINTING THE EMPTY 76mm GUN BARREL (PENIS EXTENDER) AT RUDE EXPRESSWAY DRIVERS WILL WORK WONDERS.

PLEASE, GENERAL MOTORS: CAN YOU START BUILDING THE HELLCAT AGAIN?  

IT JUST OCCURRED TO ME, I COULD INVITE MYSELF TO A MOOSE HUNTING TRIP WITH SARAH. EVEN WITHOUT A SHELL, THE MOOSE WOULD PROBABLY FALL OVER FROM A HEART ATTACK.








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