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SENTIMENTAL-JOURNEYS.COM: Monthly Archives for May 2011

THE OFFICIAL GOP PIG LIPSTICK APPLICATOR & MAKEUP ARTIST

REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN PEOPLE HAD FREEDOM OF SPEECH AT THE JEFFERSON MEMORIAL - NOT ANYMORE.

BOY, I KNOW CANDY BARS HAVE BEEN GETTING SMALLER AND MORE EXPENSIVE - THIS IS INCREDIBLE

SOMEBODY HAS TO EXPLAIN TO THE JOLLY GREEN GIANT THAT LEAVING HIS 7-UP BOTTLES IN THE STREET IS NOT COOL

MAGAZINE AD FOR A HOME SOUP MAKING KIT, OR A HOME ARTIFICIAL INSEMINATION KIT - I DON'T KNOW WHICH.

I'M NOT ABLE TO FIGURE OUT IF THIS MODEL FOR A PILLSBURY CAKE AD, HAS A 1 FOOT STICK, OR A 2 FOOT FOOT STICK UP HER GLUTEUS MAXIMUS.

HAVE YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE THE INSIDE OF THE BEVERLY HILLBILLIES TRUCK? WELL, YOU CAN, THANKS TO ME. EXPRESSIONS OF THANKS CAN BE SENT TO ME IN A PLAIN ENVELOPE

7 MONTHS BEFORE CHRISTMAS AND SANTA SHOULD BE HARD AT WORK - HE IS GOOFING OFF WHILE SMOKING A PIPE.

NOW THAT ARNOLD IS OUT OF OFFICE HE WILL PROBABLY STAR IN A TRILOGY OF SCREWBALL COMEDY TERMINATOR MOVIES

1950's - 1980's FRISKIES DOG FOOD ADS WERE THE CUTEST TV & MAGAZINE ADS IN THE WORLD, IN MY HUMBLE OPINION.

WHEN TONY THE TIGER & MICHAEL JORDAN PLAY HOOPS - TONY ALWAYS WINS ON HIS HOME COURT

MY PICK FOR THE CUTEST BILLBOARD IN 2011

GRANNY LIKES THE REO LAWNMOWER SO MUCH - HER PETTICOAT IS SHOWING WHILE PUSHING THE LAWNMOWER AT A FULL RUN

65 YEARS AGO, THE U.S. POST OFFICE PLAYED A HOAX ON THE CITIZENS OF MILWAUKEE.

"THE ONION" REPORTS ON THE LEADING GOP PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE - AN APATHETIC GUY IN KENTUCKY

I WENT TO A BETTY WHITE BOOK SIGNING. I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO TAKE A PICTURE - I DID TAKE A PHOTO & BETTY PULLED A GUN ON ME. JUST JOKING.

YESTERDAY HAD A HIGH TEMPERATURE OF 50 DEGREES & A LOW OF 38 - I WILL MISS THE FUNNY COLD WEATHER BILLBOARD OF AIR TRAN

LIFE IS UNFAIR - ELSIE THE BORDEN COW HAS A NICER HOUSE THAN I HAVE.

THE BEST SALESMEN FOR KELLOGG'S RICE KRISPIES - THE MONKEES

FEMALE DESCENDANTS OF H.J. HEINZ ARE CONNOISSEURS OF PICKLES. WHATEVER YOU DO - DON'T GIVE THEM A SOGGY PICKLE

DID YOU KNOW THAT LUCILLE BALL & DICK VAN DYKE HAD A LINE OF CLOTHES - IT'S TRUE.

I'M SORRY, I FORGOT TO TELL YOU ABOUT NATIONAL PEANUT BUTTER AND WELCH'S MONTH - THE MONTH IS ALMOST 1/3 OVER

SHERIFF ANDY TAYLOR DOESN'T USE TRAFFIC TICKETS TO RAISE MONEY FOR MAYBERRY - HE USES CORPORATE SPONSORS

REAL REASON WHY THE SPACE SHUTTLE ENDEAVOR IS DELAYED UNTIL MAY 16

ADVERTISING TRIVIA: WHAT DOES AT&T, NORTHERN TOILET TISSUE, AND BETTY CROCKER CAKE MIX HAVE IN COMMON?

CHIEF USDA BEEF INSPECTOR DURING G.W.B. YEARS - FOUR LEGS, SHAGGY FUR, AND A DETECTIVE'S HAT

LOOK BACK IN ILL. HISTORY: HOW JERI RYAN (SEXY 7 of 9 - STAR TREK VOYAGER) INADVERTENLY HELPED TO GET BLAGO ELECTED

MAYBE BRISTOL-MYERS WOULD STILL BE MANUFACTURING IPANA TOOTHPASTE IF THEY DIDN'T USE PHOTOGRAPHS OF TOOTHLESS CUSTOMERS

A PHOTOGRAPH OF A GOPer WITHOUT A SHIRT, OR A PAIR OF SHOES, ONLY WEARING HIS PANTS. HIS TRUNK IS SWINGING IN THE WIND.

THE DONALD HAS JUST RELEASED HIS BIRTH CERTIFICATE - IT IS "HUGE!"

"MAKE ROOM FOR DADDY" CLIP - RUSTY LOOKING FOR A JOB IN THE WANT ADS - FUNNY & CUTE