I'M SORRY, I FORGOT TO TELL YOU ABOUT NATIONAL PEANUT BUTTER AND WELCH'S MONTH - THE MONTH IS ALMOST 1/3 OVER

I AM TRULY SORRY. MAY IS "PEANUT BUTTER & WELCH'S MONTH," AND TODAY IS MAY 10, 2011, WHICH MEANS THAT THE HOLIDAY MONTH IS 1/3 OVER. I FORGOT TO MENTION IT TO YOU EARLIER. I'M AFRAID YOU WILL HAVE TO EAT 33% MORE PEANUT BUTTER & WELCH'S IN THE NEXT 3 WEEKS TO MAKE UP FOR MY HUGE MISTAKE. ONCE AGAIN, I AM VERY SORRY.

I'M SURE THAT YOU ALL KNOW THAT MAY 25th IS "PEANUT BUTTER AND WELCH'S DAY." YOU ONLY HAVE 15 MORE SHOPPING DAYS UNTIL THE BIG DAY. RUSH OUT TO THE STORE, THIS VERY MINUTE.

DON'T FORGET TO INVITE YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY OVER FOR A HUGE "PEANUT BUTTER AND WELCH'S" SIT DOWN BANQUET. YOU KNOW HOW YOUR RELATIVES LOVE YOUR BAKED PEANUT BUTTER AND WELCH'S LOAF - DON'T DISAPPOINT THEM.

MAKE THIS "PEANUT BUTTER AND WELCH'S" HOLIDAY SEASON A JOYFUL TIME FOR YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY. BREAK OUT THE HOLIDAY DECORATIONS, AND MAKE IT A FESTIVE OCCASION.

WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT BUY GENERIC PEANUT BUTTER AND WELCH'S. THIS IS NOT THE TIME OF YEAR TO ECONOMIZE - ONLY THE BEST WILL DO.



HAPPY PEANUT BUTTER & WELCH'S DAY



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Posted by Ron D at 5/10/2011 7:17 AM
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