LIFE IS UNFAIR - ELSIE THE BORDEN COW HAS A NICER HOUSE THAN I HAVE.

LIFE IS UNFAIR!!!!

I WANT TO KNOW HOW A COW CAN AFFORD A NICER HOUSE THAN A HUMAN BEING. ELSIE THE BORDEN COW CAN EVEN AFFORD TO BUY IMPORTED HOLLAND CHOCOLATE FOR HER CALF'S CHOCOLATE MILK.

I WORK MY BUTT OFF, AND I CAN'T AFFORD THOSE LUXURIES. A FAMOUS COW, WHO "KNOWS" IMPORTANT PEOPLE, WILL ALWAYS BE BETTER OFF THAN A HUMAN WHO DOESN'T KNOW ANYBODY.

I USED TO LIVE MY LIFE BY THE BART SIMPSON CREED - "DON'T HAVE A COW, MAN."

MY NEW CREDO IS: HAVE A COW, MAN.  

IF I BUY A FAMOUS COW, I COULD SPONGE OFF OF HER FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. FAME & FORTUNE HAVE AVOIDED ME, BUT WITH MY NEW BOVINE FRIEND, I WILL LIVE "THE GOOD LIFE."

I WANT ALL OF YOU TO SEE WHAT SET OFF MY BOUT OF GREEN ENVY - A PHOTO OF ELSIE'S (THE BORDEN COW) HOUSE. ONCE AGAIN, LIFE IS UNFAIR - UNLESS YOU OWN YOUR VERY OWN COW.



BY THE WAY, DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHERE I CAN BUY A FAMOUS COW - CHEAPLY? LET ME KNOW - SOON.



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Posted by Ron D at 5/15/2011 9:34 AM
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