"THE ONION" REPORTS ON THE LEADING GOP PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE - AN APATHETIC GUY IN KENTUCKY
THE ONION HAS DONE ANOTHER GREAT PARODY NEWS REPORT
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THIS TIME, THE ONION'S PARODY VIDEO IS TELLING THE AMERICAN PUBLIC THAT THE LEADING CANDIDATE, AMONG ALL OF THE ANNOUNCED GOP CANDIDATES IS MIKE BRANDT. BRANDT IS AN UNKNOWN APATHETIC GUY, WHO HAS ZERO DESIRE TO RUN FOR THE LOFTY ELECTED OFFICE OF PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. THE GOP ELECTORATE ARE SO DESPERATE FOR A CANDIDATE, THEY WILL LATCH ONTO ANYBODY - MIKE BRANDT IS THE FLAVOR OF THE MONTH.
THE INCREDIBLE NEED FOR THE GOP "POWERS THAT BE" TO BE ABLE TO FIND A CREDIBLE CANDIDATE TO RUN AGAINST THE OBAMA JUGGERNAUT MIGHT ACTUALLY GIVE SOME GOPers AN IDEA. THEY COULD TURN THIS PARODY VIDEO INTO A REALITY TV SHOW, WHICH WOULD SHOWCASE THEIR HUNT FOR A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE. THE FIELD OF GOPers RUNNING FOR THE OFFICE OF PRESIDENT IS CURRENTLY PITIFUL. THE IMPORTANT JOB OF FINDING A PROPER REPUBLICAN PUPPET (A PERSON WILLING TO DO THE BIDDING OF HIS CONSERVATIVE CORPORATE PUPPET MASTERS) CAN NOT BE TRUSTED TO PRIMARY VOTERS. A REALITY TV SHOW MIGHT BE CREATED, AND IT COULD BE HOSTED BY AN EXPERT REALITY TV HOST.
YOUR TV HOST COULD BE:
"THE DONALD"
(HIS NAME IS HUGE)
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INNER WORKINGS OF THE POTENTIAL GOP CANDIDATE REALITY SHOW:
SINCE THE SHOW WILL PROBABLY BE RIGGED - "THE DONALD" COULD BE HIRED (BY CORPORATE PUPPET MASTERS) TO HOST THE GOP CANDIDATE SHOW. AFTER EIGHT WEEKS OF THE CANDIDATES PERFORMING RIDICULOUS STUNTS, AND THEN ALLOWING THE VIEWERS TO "SUPPOSEDLY" VOTE ON EACH OF THE CANDIDATES WHO WOULD THEN BE ELIMINATED EACH WEEK, "THE DONALD" COULD THEN MAKE A "SURPRISE" ANNOUNCEMENT TOWARDS THE END OF THE EIGHT WEEK RUN, OF THE HIT FOX REALITY TV SHOW. HIS ANNOUNCEMENT WOULD BE THAT "THE DONALD" IS GOING TO FIRE ALL OF THE REMAINING GOP PRESIDENTIAL CONTESTANTS, AND THEN HE WOULD BE "FORCED" TO APPOINT HIMSELF AS THE GOP CANDIDATE, SIMPLY BECAUSE THERE WASN'T ANYONE ELSE AVAILABLE.
HE WOULD PROBABLY TELL THE AUDIENCE THAT HE WOULD BE DOING IT FOR "NOBLE" REASONS, PROBABLY BECAUSE THAT IS THE TYPE OF GUY THAT HE THINKS THAT HE REALLY IS. DONALD ISN'T THE TYPE OF GUY TO RUN A PRIMARY CAMPAIGN, MAINLY BECAUSE IT IS A DIFFICULT PROCESS TO PUT YOURSELF THROUGH, AND THAT IS THE PROBABLY THE REASON WHY HE ANNOUNCED THAT HE WASN'T GOING TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT YESTERDAY. DONALD IS THE TYPE OF PERSON TO "APPOINT" HIMSELF A PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE, BECAUSE IT IS FAR EASIER TO "APPOINT" HIMSELF AS A CANDIDATE THAN TO ACTUALLY RUN A PRIMARY CAMPAIGN. I'M SURE THAT DONNY LIKES TO DO THINGS THE EASY WAY.
ELIMINATING THE PRIMARY SEASON, AND REPLACING IT WITH A REALITY TV SHOW WOULD SAVE HUGE AMOUNTS OF CORPORATE REPUBLICAN DONATIONS. THE ELIMINATION OF THE HUGE OUTLAYS OF CORPORATE MONEY FOR THE PRIMARY SEASON WOULD NEGATE THE HUGE ADVANTAGE THAT PRESIDENT OBAMA HAS. THE PROFITS FROM THE GOP CANDIDATE SHOW COULD ALSO BE "DONATED" INTO THE ELECTION WAR CHEST OF "THE DONALD." THE SUPREME COURT HAS ALLOWED UNLIMITED CORPORATE MONEY TO GO INTO THE ELECTIONS, AND REALITY SHOWS BRING IN BIG BUCKS.
IN MY HUMBLE OPINION, "THE DONALD" WOULD MAKE A FANTASTIC PUPPET. HE ALREADY MAKES HIS MONEY BY BEING THE "SPOKESMAN" FOR REAL ESTATE INVESTORS. THEY PLACE THEIR INVESTMENT MONEY INTO THE BUILDINGS THAT BEARS THE NAME OF DONALD. "THE DONALD" USUALLY HAS VERY LITTLE MONEY IN HIS VARIOUS REAL ESTATE PROJECTS, BUT HE GETS HUGE AMOUNTS OF MONEY TO BE A SPOKESMAN / FRONT-MAN FOR HIS VARIOUS PROJECTS, WHICH IS ANOTHER NAME FOR A CORPORATE PUPPET, IN MY HUMBLE OPINION.
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GETTING BACK TO THE ONION VIDEO:
A VERY FUNNY (INTELLIGENT HUMOR THAT "SOME PEOPLE" DON'T GET) THAT I HOPE YOU ENJOY.
Man Becomes GOP Frontrunner After Showing No Interest In Government
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THIS TIME, THE ONION'S PARODY VIDEO IS TELLING THE AMERICAN PUBLIC THAT THE LEADING CANDIDATE, AMONG ALL OF THE ANNOUNCED GOP CANDIDATES IS MIKE BRANDT. BRANDT IS AN UNKNOWN APATHETIC GUY, WHO HAS ZERO DESIRE TO RUN FOR THE LOFTY ELECTED OFFICE OF PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. THE GOP ELECTORATE ARE SO DESPERATE FOR A CANDIDATE, THEY WILL LATCH ONTO ANYBODY - MIKE BRANDT IS THE FLAVOR OF THE MONTH.
THE INCREDIBLE NEED FOR THE GOP "POWERS THAT BE" TO BE ABLE TO FIND A CREDIBLE CANDIDATE TO RUN AGAINST THE OBAMA JUGGERNAUT MIGHT ACTUALLY GIVE SOME GOPers AN IDEA. THEY COULD TURN THIS PARODY VIDEO INTO A REALITY TV SHOW, WHICH WOULD SHOWCASE THEIR HUNT FOR A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE. THE FIELD OF GOPers RUNNING FOR THE OFFICE OF PRESIDENT IS CURRENTLY PITIFUL. THE IMPORTANT JOB OF FINDING A PROPER REPUBLICAN PUPPET (A PERSON WILLING TO DO THE BIDDING OF HIS CONSERVATIVE CORPORATE PUPPET MASTERS) CAN NOT BE TRUSTED TO PRIMARY VOTERS. A REALITY TV SHOW MIGHT BE CREATED, AND IT COULD BE HOSTED BY AN EXPERT REALITY TV HOST.
YOUR TV HOST COULD BE:
"THE DONALD"
(HIS NAME IS HUGE)
_________________________________________________________________________________
INNER WORKINGS OF THE POTENTIAL GOP CANDIDATE REALITY SHOW:
SINCE THE SHOW WILL PROBABLY BE RIGGED - "THE DONALD" COULD BE HIRED (BY CORPORATE PUPPET MASTERS) TO HOST THE GOP CANDIDATE SHOW. AFTER EIGHT WEEKS OF THE CANDIDATES PERFORMING RIDICULOUS STUNTS, AND THEN ALLOWING THE VIEWERS TO "SUPPOSEDLY" VOTE ON EACH OF THE CANDIDATES WHO WOULD THEN BE ELIMINATED EACH WEEK, "THE DONALD" COULD THEN MAKE A "SURPRISE" ANNOUNCEMENT TOWARDS THE END OF THE EIGHT WEEK RUN, OF THE HIT FOX REALITY TV SHOW. HIS ANNOUNCEMENT WOULD BE THAT "THE DONALD" IS GOING TO FIRE ALL OF THE REMAINING GOP PRESIDENTIAL CONTESTANTS, AND THEN HE WOULD BE "FORCED" TO APPOINT HIMSELF AS THE GOP CANDIDATE, SIMPLY BECAUSE THERE WASN'T ANYONE ELSE AVAILABLE.
HE WOULD PROBABLY TELL THE AUDIENCE THAT HE WOULD BE DOING IT FOR "NOBLE" REASONS, PROBABLY BECAUSE THAT IS THE TYPE OF GUY THAT HE THINKS THAT HE REALLY IS. DONALD ISN'T THE TYPE OF GUY TO RUN A PRIMARY CAMPAIGN, MAINLY BECAUSE IT IS A DIFFICULT PROCESS TO PUT YOURSELF THROUGH, AND THAT IS THE PROBABLY THE REASON WHY HE ANNOUNCED THAT HE WASN'T GOING TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT YESTERDAY. DONALD IS THE TYPE OF PERSON TO "APPOINT" HIMSELF A PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE, BECAUSE IT IS FAR EASIER TO "APPOINT" HIMSELF AS A CANDIDATE THAN TO ACTUALLY RUN A PRIMARY CAMPAIGN. I'M SURE THAT DONNY LIKES TO DO THINGS THE EASY WAY.
ELIMINATING THE PRIMARY SEASON, AND REPLACING IT WITH A REALITY TV SHOW WOULD SAVE HUGE AMOUNTS OF CORPORATE REPUBLICAN DONATIONS. THE ELIMINATION OF THE HUGE OUTLAYS OF CORPORATE MONEY FOR THE PRIMARY SEASON WOULD NEGATE THE HUGE ADVANTAGE THAT PRESIDENT OBAMA HAS. THE PROFITS FROM THE GOP CANDIDATE SHOW COULD ALSO BE "DONATED" INTO THE ELECTION WAR CHEST OF "THE DONALD." THE SUPREME COURT HAS ALLOWED UNLIMITED CORPORATE MONEY TO GO INTO THE ELECTIONS, AND REALITY SHOWS BRING IN BIG BUCKS.
IN MY HUMBLE OPINION, "THE DONALD" WOULD MAKE A FANTASTIC PUPPET. HE ALREADY MAKES HIS MONEY BY BEING THE "SPOKESMAN" FOR REAL ESTATE INVESTORS. THEY PLACE THEIR INVESTMENT MONEY INTO THE BUILDINGS THAT BEARS THE NAME OF DONALD. "THE DONALD" USUALLY HAS VERY LITTLE MONEY IN HIS VARIOUS REAL ESTATE PROJECTS, BUT HE GETS HUGE AMOUNTS OF MONEY TO BE A SPOKESMAN / FRONT-MAN FOR HIS VARIOUS PROJECTS, WHICH IS ANOTHER NAME FOR A CORPORATE PUPPET, IN MY HUMBLE OPINION.
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GETTING BACK TO THE ONION VIDEO:
A VERY FUNNY (INTELLIGENT HUMOR THAT "SOME PEOPLE" DON'T GET) THAT I HOPE YOU ENJOY.
Man Becomes GOP Frontrunner After Showing No Interest In Government
Tweet
Posted by Ron D at 5/18/2011 8:47 AM 
Categories: Parody, Politics, Humorous, Celebrity
Tags: celebrity humor politics sarcasm satire The Donald
Categories: Parody, Politics, Humorous, Celebrity
Tags: celebrity humor politics sarcasm satire The Donald
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