The huge group of GOP Presidential Primary candidates, who have officially announced their candidacy, or are simply testing the Presidential waters, have an incredible need for the official GOP pig lipstick applicator / makeup artist. The huge crowd of GOP politician / tap dancers have a need to portray a certain image to the Tea Baggers for the politician to have any chance of getting the nomination. After making the Tea Baggers happy, they have an instantaneous need to turn their other face to the Independent voters, and tell those wishy-washy voters another story. That GOP "story" will instantaneously make the sheep fence-sitters as happy as little children sucking on a huge piece of candy. Accomplishing that goal requires an incredibly gifted pig lipstick applicator / makeup artist.

Besides having to find a person capable of applying an attractive layer of lipstick to lips that were doing unmentionable things only a few moments before, the makeup artist also needs to be able to cover up all of those pesky brown noses. 

Well, the Good O'le Boys at the RNC were successful.

Posted below is a photo of the official RNC PIG LIPSTICK APPLICATOR / MAKEUP ARTIST. 



TO THE MORONS OUT THERE:

THE PHOTO ABOVE IS NOT AN IMAGE OF THE OFFICIAL PIG LIPSTICK APPLICATOR / MAKEUP ARTIST.

IN REALITY, GOP CANDIDATES PREFER USING SUPER GLUE ON THEIR LIPS.

THE REASON IS:

A HUGE NEED TO KISS THE BUTTS OF TEA BAGGERS. THE GLUE KEEPS THE LIPS ON THE TARGET.

THE CONSTANT SUCKING IN OF AIR, BY THE GOP POLITICIAN, TRULY EXCITES THE TEABAGGERS. 








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